Top 5 Funny Hangover 2 Quotes

The highly anticipated sequel to The Hangover opened nationwide this past week. It lacks some humor due to the formulatic plot points, but there are still plenty of laughs in The Hangover Part II. It's a little difficult when it comes to narrowing down the funniest of the funny movie lines, though. The following top 5 quotes seem to have gotten some of the biggest laughs from the Hangover 2 audience I saw the film with:

(Please note that the following contains spoilers)

No. 5: "Are you serious, even in America?" This Hangover 2 quote is said by Alan (Zach Galifianakis) to Phil (Bradley Cooper). It is part of a funny scene where Phil tells Alan that he is never going to be his friend again after finding out Alan spiked their marshmallows.

No. 4: "He doesn't hate me. He's just never spoken to me. I think it's a cultural thing." These movie lines are said by Stu (Ed Helms) after Phil says that his soon to be father-in-law (who is Asian) hates him.

No. 3: "I've been meaning to ask someone: I noticed this is a fishing village -- Is there a Long John Silver's on the island?" This funny quote was said by Alan (Zach Galifianakis) upon arriving in Thailand.

No. 2: "When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language." This quote was said by Alan (Zach Galifianakis) while in Thailand.

No. 1: "I don't get it, is this a magic show?" Another movie line said by Alan (Zach Galifianakis). The question refers to a point in The Hangover 2 where he discovers the women working in a club have male genitals.

Top 5 Quotes Source: The Hangover Part II movie written by Craig Mazin, Soct Armstrong, and Todd Phillips.