Top 5 Funny Quotes from How Do You Know
Featuring Owen Wilson and Reese Witherspoon
No. 1 How Do You Know Quote
Owen Wilson as Matty: Let me ask you something, how do you know when you're in love?
Baseball Player (to Matty): I got a way. Whenever this one thing happens I know I'm done. I'll tell you but it's personal and I don't want anyone making fun of me for it. ...I figure I'm in love with someone when I wear a condom with the other girls, ok?
Matty: Holy crap, I'm in love.
(This quote could have been funnier in the movie if the directing of the baseball player had been better. His tone lessened the humor. But it is still rather funny.)
No. 2 How Do You Know Quote
(This funny movie scene takes place over the phone)
Owen Wilson as Matty: I wrote something out that I want to say to you. I went nuts when you left. I broke a lamp!
Reese Witherspoon as Lisa: Okay, read me the thing...
Matty: That was the thing.
No. 3 How Do You Know Quote
Reese Witherspoon as Lisa: Are we monogamous?
Matty: Essentially.
No. 4 How Do You Know Quote
Owen Wilson as Matty (to Lisa): My father gave my mother a watch, and boom... seven years later they were engaged.
No. 5 How Do You Know Quote
Reese Witherspoon as Lisa: You have all the signs of a handful.
Matty: I hope so.
(If you enjoyed this movie, you might also enjoy seeing another Reese Witherspoon - Paul Rudd comedy called Overnight Delivery.)
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