Top 5 Internet Memes that Don't Exist, but Probably Should
WOWwasps
videos of World of Warcraft players being forced outside by loved ones to do yard work, only to get attacked by an angry swarm of Wasps. It could be dubbed over with WoW sound effects for added hilarity.
Evil Fork Demon From Paterson, New Jersey
The Flying Spaghetti Monster needs a villain in order to become a respectable deity. Think about it. Jesus has Satan, and that rivalry is pretty epic on all levels. Without a bad guy, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is nothing more than a sad joke, like Scientology or any other lowly cult.
KaZaaM
Link to youtube videos that feature a few questionable quotes from that horrid Shaq movie, Kazaam. "This isn't the first time someone has asked me to do that." or..."Let's Green Egg and Ham it!" Really, everything from that flick should have derailed his movie, music and basketball career.
iSee
photos of people/animals/cartoon characters looking in the direction of abnormal/horrendous occurrences, with little to no reaction what so ever. Example: Master Splinter from the old Ninja turtles cartoon looking at goatse. i would advise those not in the know to NOT look up WHAT goatse actually IS, for the sake people NOT becoming sick to their stomachs after researching...
Hillary Clinton's Fuzzy Math Solutions
On going video series to re-educate the masses on the basics of mathematics. If Mike has two apples, and jimmy has one apple, and Mike throws Jimmies apple in the trash, there is still a chance for Jimmy to win the Presidential nomination, and eat his dirty apple without shame?
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What? No Ant Overlords? fun article, lol :) Sheri
This made me laugh out loud! Great article!
this is funny
I love the WoW Wasps concept.
Humorous and fun. Neat article!
Creative article.
;-}
Hmm, never really understood memes, but I like the Hillary one. There could be a whole range. A full suite of Clinton memes, I'm certain Monkia Lewinsky could repeatedly feature along with Tony Blair. And the Bush/Pretzel area could be wondefully exploited.