Top 5 Scary Masks for Halloween 2009

Wow your friends, neighbors, and enemies with 2009's best Halloween masks. Among the top five scary masks for Halloween are Octomom scary masks, Resurrected Michael Jackson scary masks, and the top scary masks for 2009 - the Swine Flu Pandemic Victim surgical mask.

Best masks for Halloween #1: The Octomom

With her never ending uterus and psycho Angelina Jolie wannabe looks, the Octomom is definitely one of the best Halloween masks for 2009. Imitate this scary mommy's look by buying a cheap Angelina Jolie Halloween mask. If you do not have access to scary masks, you can imitate the look by filling in overly luscious lips, overdone mascara, and lovely Jolie locks. Complete the look by carrying seven naked baby dolls covered in bloody goo with you in various carriers. Keep one baby hidden under your clothes. In an opportune moment, give out a large scream and give birth right in the middle of your office's Halloween party!

Best masks for Halloween #2: Resurrected Michael Jackson

Sure, we all saw the massive funeral on TV and the coroner ruled the King of Pop's death to be accidental, but can we truly say that we have seen the last of Michael Jackson? Yes, one of the best Halloween masks for 2009 will be the resurrected Michael Jackson Halloween mask. In case you opt for the more zombie Michael Jackson look, imitate Michael's happening threads for his Thriller video, or attempt to imitate Michael Jackson's younger days with a suave Billy Jean jacket and slicked back curly hair.

Best masks for Halloween #3: Swine Flu Pandemic Victim

One of the best Halloween masks for 2009 might not even be your typical scary masks but a surgical face mask. Wear one of these scary masks with a shirt that says "Who's afraid of H1N1?" Also be sure to carry a dead pig with you, fake or real - your choice. When you are surrounded by a large group of people, suddenly begin coughing. You can create fake sweat by hiding a ziploc full of water under your hat. When no one is looking, unzip the ziploc. Remove your surgical mask and begin chasing those around your demanding, "Do you have the vaccine? Do you have the vaccine? What about you?" This scary masks idea might be disastrous in an elevator, so choose your pandemic panic carefully.

Best masks for Halloween #4: Suicidal/Homicidal Ex-Wall Street Banker

To purchase one of these scary masks for the suicidal/homicidal ex-Wall Street Banker, you only need to find a very simple Halloween mask similar to that of a Clark Kent or Lois Lane. Be sure to wear a professional suit and carry a copy of the Wall Street Journal in one hand and a pink slip in the other. For added fun, occasionally throw fake money away. Take a short piece of rope and form it into a noose. Wear that carefully around your neck. Carry a silver spoon in your pocket and every once in a while threaten to harm yourself or someone else with it.

Best masks for Halloween #5: The George Bush and Obama Two-Face
For this Halloween costume you will have to purchase two scary masks - one of former president George W. Bush and the other of current president Barack Obama. Wearing both scary masks is quite a feat. Choose one president for the front of your face and the other for the back. Wear a White House worthy suit, and be sure to say contradictory statements all night. Discussions of health care, WMD's, government spending, and the economy can be fun conversation starters.

Wear one of these scary masks for this Halloween and you will be guaranteed to have one of the best Halloween masks of 2009.