Top Eight Non-traditional Christmas Songs

1) Jingle Bells - Sex Pistols
This is pretty much the traditional Christmas song Jingle Bells, but the British punk rock band, sex pistols, recorded it. It puts a punk edge on Christmas.

2) Santa's A Fat B**ch - Insane Clown Posse
This is a humorous song by the underground group Insane Clown Posse. It includes hilarious lyrics about them not getting anything for Christmas & what they are going to do about it. This song is from the genre horrorcore.

3) Grinch on a Dope Pinch - KidCrisher
Warning: This song may offend devout Christians. This song is about the grinch & he sneaks into peoples houses & steals their marijuana. This song may offend devout Christians because one of the lines in the song says, it's the time of the year that I want to kill a Christian. Other than that part is is a very funny Christmas song. This is also from the genre of horrorcore, but KidCrusher is Australian so it is different from the other horrorcore songs that are listed.

4) A Very Twiztid Christmas - Twizitd
This song starts out with one person in unbelief that a man comes into your house and doesn't rob you. It talks about smoking marijuana close to the end for people who don't approve of that type of thing. This is a very funny song. It is a mix between horrorcore and ghetto rap. It is an ongoing argument whether this song is written as A Very Twiztid Christmas or A Very Twiztid X-Mas.

5) Christmas in the Hood - Twiztid
This song is about how Christmas is living on the streets. This is kind of a parody of several traditional Christmas songs such as Jingle Bells, Silver Bells, and Silent Night. Christmas in the Hood contains violence such as in these lyrics: Now we're slashing through the snow, On a blood stained broken sleigh, Twiztid, Blaze, R.O.C., Lave, and Wolfpac, We're killing all the way. If you do not approve of violence then this is not a song for you. This song is also from the genre horrorcore.

6) Kidnap the Sandy Claws - Korn
This song is from the Tim Burton movie Nightmare Before Christmas. This movie is appropriate for all ages & is great for both halloween and Christmas. Kidnap the Sandy Claws is played in the movie when three children kidnap Santa. This version is by the band Korn. It puts a really edgy sound to it.

7) What's This? - Fall Out Boy
This song is also from the movie Nightmare Before Christmas. In the movie it is played when the main character, Jack Skellington, is finding out what Christmas is. He is asking what snow is and what Christmas lights are for & things of that nature. This is Fall Out Boy's version of the song. It is upbeat and fun, but it sounds really smooth.

8) Jingle Bombs - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Achmed the Dead Terrorist is a character that Jeff Dunham came up with. It is the song Jingle Bells from a terrorists point of view. This song is in no way offensive to anybody in America, possibly offensive to people in Iraq. The first few lyrics of the song are: Dashing through the sand, With a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan, For Christmas in Iraq. This song is hilarious and apropriate for all ages.

I hope everybody enjoys these non-traditional, and possibly rude Christmas songs. Happy holidays everybody.