Top Five Glee Spoilers from Season Two Leaked at Comic-Con

James Hamel
Well, do they count as plot leaks, per se, when it is "Glee" creator Ryan Murphy is the one giving away all of the goodies about season two? In fact, so many of these plot twists that he dropped on the eager audience at this year's Comic-Con were so guarded that even the cast members sitting next to him weren't privy to the information beforehand.

Perhaps Mr. Murphy likes a bit of drama or perhaps the cast of "Glee" is filled with really, really strong actors of a caliber not seen since Shakespearean times who were capable of genuine surprise? While I believe in the "Glee" cast's comic timing and Lea Michelle's ability to throw a tantrum, I think I believe in Ryan Murphy's resolute joy that stems from creating and spinning controllable drama.

Now please "Gleeks," remember these are plot spoilers for season two so don't read on if you want to be surprised. I am just as devoted as you but I am okay with getting a little information beforehand. In other words, please don't insult me with Sue Sylvester quotes in the comments section just because you are mad you found out they might do a second Madonna themed episode a few seasons down the road. (Oops! My bad!)

The Britney Spears Episode Will Star Airheaded Cheerio Brittany-She gets some of the best one liners in the show this side of Sue Sylvester. She is Brittany and she is dumb as a stump. Don't confuse her stupid with Britney Spears stupid, however. It's not crazy stupid, it's a stupid that is both innocent and slutty.

So apparently since she shares a first name (different spelling) with Ms. Spears, she is going to sing two of her hits in the episode devoted to Britney. As this episode is going to deal a lot with Brittany (the Cheerio), apparently it is going to be very dream-like and sort of cartoonish. But then that is what "Glee" is so good at-balancing the utterly unbelievable with the realities of real life and then tossing it into a blender with pop culture and musical theater.

Kurt's Going to Get a Nice, Sweet Boyfriend-There will be no conniving boyfriends again this season a la Jesse St. James and Rachel. Kurt is apparently going to get a very sweet and kind boyfriend. A gay kid happy on TV? Imagine it! So revolutionary!

Artie and Tina are Going to Break Up!-Apparently poor Artie loses Tina to one of the other Glee guys who has one line every three episodes and dances a lot (Mike). What's up with that? That's just drama for drama's sake. And who's Mike?

There will be a Rocky Horror Picture Show Episode (Not a full tribute, more like the Lady Gaga episode)-Do I smell a Halloween episode? Let's do the time warp again! But who will dress as Dr. Frankenfurter? Kurt or Mr. Schuester?

However, Right after the Super Bowl next year there will be another Artist Themed "Glee" Episode-Apparently this is still being negotiated but it will be bigger than even the Madonna episode, if that's humanly possible. Just imagine all those drunk, straight Super Bowl viewers being treated to the musical theater and camp of an episode of "Glee." It is so delicious that only Ryan Murphy could have thought that up. Or it might have something to do with Fox having no other good TV shows. That's your decision to make.

Source: www.Seattlepi.com

Published by James Hamel - Featured Contributor in Automotive

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  • WTF8/16/2010

    SOUNDS LIKE A DISNEY SHOW TO ME.
    en outtal
    ONCE "TALLENT" LIKE THIS CREEPS
    IN< YOU"VE BEEN dwned--not good

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