Top Five Nerdcore Hip Hop Songs: Shakin' Up the Hitlist with Funky Ninja Fist

Have you heard of the Nerdcore Crew already? Well nerdcore rap is not just for ninjas anymore. Nerdcore is for the people. The good people over at rhymetorrents.com have produced another instant classic full of all new tracks. Nerdcore Compilation volume Five is full of sick beats and they're all for free. You can download them directly from the site, or use bittorrent. With folks like this hard at work we can be sure that our nerdcore cravings never go unsatisfied.

Here are the top five Nerdcore Hip Hop songs on Nercore Compilation V and a few honorable mentions.

1. The Former Fat Boys
"Melony" is a kicking it with the crazy Beach Boys beat. This track is hot. The rhymes are sick like abortion. The DJ is gone to Arkham and come back. I'm gonna name my first child Melony. Troy d - Sixteen panties club has fat funk beats and a sixties rock bass rhythm. Heavily blues influenced. It has a few surreal audio clips, no rhymes.

2. Lifeseeker
"Like a Ninja" is representing strong for all of us that don't front with lines like "Where my ninjas at?" and "Paying ninja bills with my ninja skills." It's probably gonna be the most times you hear the word "ninja" all day.

3. Super Dragon X
"When you wanna win" is about a cheater who is vicious with his hacks. He just likes to beat you down and he'll do it any way necessary. This song has funky soul rhythms. The MC has a harder, modern style.

4. Pink Motor Monsters
"The kid" shows off the power of the mc. The kid has quite a bit of speed compared to the other rappers on this cd. His style reminds me of Missy Eliot.

5. Jesse Dangerously
"Heart of a girl" stands out like a sensitive thumb throbbing with tender guitar riffs. His lyrics are straight from the heart.

Those are the hottest tracks. But here are a few honorable mentions. Keep up the good work and remember to keep it GEEKY.

Troy d - "Sixteen panties club" has fat funk beats and a sixties rock bass rhythm. The song is heavily blues influenced. It has a few surreal audio clips, no rhymes.

Ultrakslytron
"There's the beef" has tight rhymes and the MCs are right on point. The beats are quirky and good to jam to.

MC RSI
"Gamer's ParaDICE" is a pastiche of Gangsters Paradise by Coolio. It has pure nerdcore essence. The lyrics are about pen and paper role-playing.

MCP
"You down with MCP?" is yet another Opp homage. MCP is dorkier than almost everyone else on this cd.

These are the newest tracks out there. The full nerdcore compilation is a continuing project. We hope that those foul geniuses over at rhymetorrents.com keep doing what they're doing. Without nerdcore rhymes life is meaningless.