Therefore, in the interest of peace and goodwill I give you the top five things men notice about women. For simplicity sake I will give you all five things in no particular order. The formula for calculating the exact order is far too complex and involves mathematical equations and smelt, the likes of which are far beyond the purview of this article.
1. The senses of humours. A little known fact to the bulk of the population is that women happen to have incredible senses of humours. If people took a little more time to listen and focus in, they would discover women's senses of humours are enlightening, uplifting and pleasant to the touch. You can place yourself comfortably in the senses of humours of most women and you are almost always guaranteed a smile. Some women have huge senses of humours and some have smaller senses of humours but regardless of the size, good senses of humours makes everyone happy.
2. Personalities. A woman's personalities are critical in catching the eye of man during those first few moments they meet. Ideally, a woman's personalities should jump out and hit you in the face. If your personalities just sit there and hide, men aren't going to take notice. However, when personalities stand up at attention and say "Hey check out these personalities!" Then the whole world can become your oyster. The key to catching the attention of a smart, responsible gentlemen, is well seasoned and properly groomed personalities.
3. Confidences. There isn't anything in the world more appealing to a man than a woman with tremendous confidences. A woman with great confidences has a way about her. She walks differently, she talks differently and she certainly knows how to stand out in a crowd. A man can easily spot a woman with tremendous confidences across a busy room. In fact, he may not be able to focus on anything else. That is the kind of effect that great confidences have on a man. Take a good look at woman with killer confidences next time and you'll see how hard it is to take your eyes off of her.
4. Compassions. This is a difficult thing for most men to talk about. It is difficult because men don't like to be perceived as weak. Often, for a man to say that he is looking for a woman with sweet compassions, makes him feel like less of a man. Don't be fooled ladies. Without question, men are always looking for a woman with a lot of compassions. After a long hard day, most men wouldn't like anything more than to come home and bury his face in the warm embrace of a good woman's compassions. In fact, most men would prefer to stay in the comforting embrace of a woman's compassions for hours, sometimes days. It is extremely important for a man to know that a woman and her compassions will always be there for him. When a man first notices a woman, he goes straight for the compassions.
5. Boobs.
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Post a Commenthaha stoneskin, way to miss the point, he was refering to boobs in all 5 =P
Um, didn't write much for number 5 did you? Of course, you could have said "aside from boobs, these are the top four reasons..." :)