Top Gifts Under $40 Dollars for a Granola Girl

Got someone special in your life that's a bit spacey? Do her strange ways confound your western mind? Have no fear, look nowhere but here. I will guide you through her psychedelic mind and provide gift ideas you'd never be able to find anywhere else but here on associated content.

The holiday time can be stressful if you've got nothing for ideas. The pressure is on to produce creative regards at an inconceivable and unfair rate. How do you find the time to think of a great gift for that hippy in your life? You don't buddy, I do. I've got years of hippie experience to spare and share with you. Let's get down to the nuts and berries that fuel the Granola Girl in her ultimate quest for stylish spiritual awareness.

Number One: A Kneeling Meditation Bench

Chances are good that your girl practices some form of meditation. In my own practice I've found nothing more useful than my sturdy meditation bench. As a stiff westerner who can barely cross his legs, sitting for extended periods of time in lotus position is counterproductive because I am too uncomfortable to easily relax. Excellent and cheap meditation benches can be had for fewer than forty dollars at Iamshaman.com. While you're there check out their wide selection of incenses.

Number Two: Feelmax Over the Knee Toe Socks
Our girl is about style as well as smart living. It makes sense to look good, she says. Regardless of the form of her utterances the bottom line is the girl needs to look good. Nothing says loving like a girl in a skirt wearing knee high socks. Great for the wintertime to keep her teeny toes warm as a bean. Sexiness is innocence.

Number Three: A handmade skirt from homegrownartistscoop.com
Since we're giving clothes we might as well make this a package deal and get her something to show off those leggings. A handmade skirt infused with all the hippy goodness of a Jamaican summer. The good folks at the artists coop have a number of original skirts at reasonable prices. They have simple designs that your girl will love and best of all they're all originals, so there is no chance of anyone laying claim to her style.

Number Four: "Les Fleurs Du Mal" By Charles Baudelaire
A smart girl reads books. But unless you know the most intimate details of her psyche, it's a dangerous play to buy her a book. I look danger in the eye and accuse it of robbery, the theft of the heart. You may be thinking, "But MarcusFaith, my girl is all about innocence and beauty, won't this be offensive?", and I say nay. Everyone has transgressive tendencies and your granola girl is no exception. The flowers of evil bloom in her heart like Robert Frost's famous white heal all, will you not be touched by their beauty? You must be the spider who dances on those flowers. By giving her this book you're acknowledging her innermost depths, and I know that you want all kinds of knowledge of her innermost depths.

Number Five: Flower Teas from Dragonwater.com
If your Granola Girl is a tea lover, then this stuff is gonna knock her tea loving, knee high socks off. These green and white teas are hand woven with flowers inside so that they bloom while you steep them. The real kick here is the novelty. She's likely never to have seen anything like this before.

Alright gift givers, that's the end of this sortie. The holiday season is a time of war, an emotional war that we wage with ourselves, trying to measure out the most joy we can given our resources. I hope I've helped you hone your strategy. Good Luck Holiday Heroes!