Top Ten 2010 New Year's Resolution for Britney Spears

10. No more leaving the house without wearing any panties. Although her no panty moment gained her a lot of press, I am sure it is something she would have preferred to do without.

9. No more streaking in the street.

8. No more dating backup dancers. That definitely backfired. She should the boy some things he never seen before and he ran away like a kid in a toy store. Now she is stuck paying who used to be a struggling dancers $20,000 for life. He definitely scored on that one.

7. No more shaving head. Now she is definitely a cute girl but that bald heading moment was disastrous. She cannot pull it off and she should definitely stay far away from any scissors.

6. No more eating twinkies. Remember when she gained all that weight and thought it was cute to jump on stage and strut her stuff? Or get caught wearing a bikini with everything hanging out? That definitely wasn't one of her best moments.

5. No more kissing girls. She tried it with Madonna and probably liked it. However, your life was never the same since so maybe she should stick to only kissing guys. Except of course if they are back up dancers, we already know how that one ends.

4. No more making babies. I mean, well until she is responsibility enough to take care of them. How embarrassing must it have been for her to only have visitation rights with her children? Yeah, exactly, so until she knows the different from her left foot and her right foot, the baby making station needs to be closed.

3. No more hit and runs. How did she even expect to get away with that one? So the charges were dropped after she agreed to pay for the damages but she could have avoided that little bit of negative press by leaving a note or something. Maybe she needs to not drive at all. She just needs to get a driver so she can avoid other things like speeding tickets also.

2. No more wigs. Maybe that will be easy after if she also follow number 7. The person who sold her that pink wig should be ashamed of themselves. They probably got a good laugh out of it too. Called up all their friends and told them to keep their eyes on the television for Britney Spears in the new pink wig that they just sold her. Wonder how many bets were placed on that one.

1. No more collapsing at New Year's Eve parties. You know what, she should stay away from parties all together and it should be our, yes everyone of us, new year's resolution to make sure if we see Britney at a party, to send her home.