Top Ten House-isms

Love him or hate him, Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) always has something to say. Headlining Monday's Prime time line-up on Fox, "House" is well into it's seventh season. With his quick wit and sharp tongue, you always wonder what is going to pop out of his mouth next. Let's take a look back at some of the favorites in the last seven seasons and see which one-liners made the cut as the Top Ten Best Quotes of Dr. House.

Season 7

"Rules are just helpful guidelines for people who can' make up their minds." ('Office Politics')

"Nice to meet you., You're fired." ('Unplanned Parenthood')

"She's a hooker. If she's not slutty, she's doing something wrong." (Massage Therapy')

"No, that would be crazy and unprofessional. We're taking this case because I said so." ('Unwritten')

"Thank you. I will... several hours ago." ('Selfish')

"So you'll break off your engagement but you won't adjust your schedule?" ('Now What')

Season 6

"So - how long have you been a psychopath?" ('Remorse')

Season 4

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to avoid lawsuits" ('Guardian Angels')

Season 3

"Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now." ('Words and Deeds')

Season 1

"Humiliating you is just a bonus" ('Paternity')

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