Top Ten House-isms

Top Ten Best Quotes from Dr. Gregory House

Cheryl Engelke
Love him or hate him, Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) always has something to say. Headlining Monday's Prime time line-up on Fox, "House" is well into it's seventh season. With his quick wit and sharp tongue, you always wonder what is going to pop out of his mouth next. Let's take a look back at some of the favorites in the last seven seasons and see which one-liners made the cut as the Top Ten Best Quotes of Dr. House.

Season 7

"Rules are just helpful guidelines for people who can' make up their minds." ('Office Politics')

"Nice to meet you., You're fired." ('Unplanned Parenthood')

"She's a hooker. If she's not slutty, she's doing something wrong." (Massage Therapy')

"No, that would be crazy and unprofessional. We're taking this case because I said so." ('Unwritten')

"Thank you. I will... several hours ago." ('Selfish')

"So you'll break off your engagement but you won't adjust your schedule?" ('Now What')

Season 6

"So - how long have you been a psychopath?" ('Remorse')

Season 4

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to avoid lawsuits" ('Guardian Angels')

Season 3

"Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now." ('Words and Deeds')

Season 1

"Humiliating you is just a bonus" ('Paternity')

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Published by Cheryl Engelke

Cheryl is a happily married mother of two beautiful girls. She is a full time writer and loves time with her family, music, theater, movies, writing, reading, and animals.  View profile

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