Top Ten Interesting Decorations at Chelsea Clinton's Wedding

For a small amount of time, the tiny town of Rhinbeck New York will be the focal point for what could be the most heavily covered wedding of the year, for it is rumored that underneath a veil of secrecy, this is where Cheslea Clinton will be married. Interestingly, many of the event's caterers have been asked to sign confidentiality agreements, and as apparently even the wedding cake is top secret. Listed below are ten surprising decorating choices that Chelsea Clinton herself has made.

1. The wedding cake is expected to be "flourless', and will be a new age culinary confection made from liquid nitrogen, puree of Chilean sea bass, and sugar purified from oranges.

2. Instead of wearing a traditional wedding dress, Chelsea will sport a dress made out of recycled pieces of plastic and aluminum and it will appear to be made out of silver and white stripes.

3. To support Hillary Clinton's peace efforts in South Korea, everybody will be required to wear buttons which feature North Korean dictator Kim Jung-Il with a big "X" through his face.

4. The groom will be wearing a bag made of black satin on his head in keeping with the "old ways" of medieval days gone by when men weren't allowed to know who they were marrying.

5. The theme of the wedding will be "Cats" and live kittens will sit on all of the reception tables.

6. Chelsea has decided on adding a special multi-million dollar finale to her wedding and it will consist of hundreds of fireworks being shot into the sky simultaneously.

7. Chelsea will give her wedding vows on water ski while going at a speed of approximately 55 mph. This is tradition in her family and it is how Hillary married Bill.

8. 200 swans rented for the reception were found to be too unruly to organize into a chorus line, so they will be euthanized, stuffed, and handed out as hood ornaments.

9. A pre-wedding day bonfire made out of thousands of tires soaked in kerosene has been planned as a way to get the guests into the "partying spirit."

10. In keeping with the theme of "Cats", some guests will be asked to dress up as characters from the long running musical Cats in order to add to the atmosphere.

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Sources:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/26/nyregion/26rhinebeck.html