Top Ten Pick-Up Lines for 2007

We all need to pick up someone. So if you really really want to, here are some pick up lines for 2007 that should help you in your endeavors. Say them word for word!

To girls
10) Man that carb diet thing was stupid
9) Scorsese finally got his Oscar! He must feel like Susan Lucci!
8) Verrry Nice!
7) Are you for or against Rachel Ray? Me too.
6) That Project Runway! What a good show!
5) Are you for or against the war? Me too.
4) I'm awesome. You should get to know me.
3) Pick up lines are so stupid. Why can't you just meet a person, talk to them, become friends and then see where it goes? And if not, why not just have sex?
2) You're more beautiful than Elizabeth Taylor used to be!
1) I'm Green

To guys

10) You look hot.
9) Scorsese finally got his Oscar! He must feel like Susan Lucci!
8) Verrry Nice!
7) Are you for or against Rachel Ray? Me too.
6) That Superbowl! Wow, yeah . . . .
5) Are you for or against the war? Me too.
4) I'm awesome. You should get to know me, in bed.
3) Pick up lines are so stupid. Why can't you just meet a person, talk to them, become friends and then see where it goes? And if not, why not just have sex?
2) You are so cute!
1) I'm horny.