Top Ten Reasons to Be a Cat in Your Next Life

Why Cats Have it Good

Dakrat
Top Ten reasons why cats have it good:

10. You get to act aloof all the time unless you want something, and everyone accepts that's just the way it is

9. If you don't like your caretakers you can simply leave and find others

8. You always land on your feet

7. You don't have to worry about what to wear

6. If you want to get out of a bad situation, just look for a tree -- climbing is a cinch

5. If you get stuck up a tree the firefighters will come rescue you and put you in the arms of someone who will baby you for a while because of all your "suffering"

4. You're not a dog

3. Paws - padded for stealth, clawed for action

2. Rodents aren't an infestation, they're free roaming appetizers

1. Catnaps

Published by Dakrat

My wife and I are the adoring parents of seven children. That's basically my life. Oh, and I am in the Air Force and love serving my Country.  View profile

  • "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous
"During the reign of the Pharaohs, it was considered a capital crime to kill or injure a cat, even if the cat died through an unfortunate accident. If a house caught fire, the rule went like this-cats first, humans second." The Ancient Cat, by J. Stock

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  • 3lilangels3/11/2008

    great photo and my cat thinks he is the king, but he is he's my other child!!

  • Lisa Renee.3/8/2008

    LOL!! Mine is the king of his castle, and he knows it!!! Super-cute puddycat photo.

  • Rissa Watkins3/5/2008

    9 is wrong, if you don't like your caretakers you get tangled up in their feet as the are going down the stairs so they fall to their death. At least that is what mine used to try.

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