Top Ten Reasons to Celebrate Turning 65
10. I am now eligible for senior discounts at Dunkin' Donuts, McDonald's, and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
9. I've probably been there, done that-I just don't remember it.
8. Anything I buy from here on probably won't have time to wear out.
7. I now qualify for Obama's Cash for Clunkers Program.
6. I could take up smoking and it probably would not have time to hurt me.
5. I no longer have to provide ID in order to by booze at the supermarket or liquor store.
4. I'm still young at heart, though slightly older in other places.
3. I now have an excuse to speed; I have to hurry or I'll forget where I was going.
2. It will be much harder now for those sexual harassment charges to stick.
AND, the number one reason to celebrate turning 65:
!. Now that I'm older, I thought it was great that I had acquired more patience; turns out, I just don't give a shit!
Published by Eva Gallant
I am a retired insurance sales rep, a former teacher and a wife, mother, and grandmother. View profile
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Post a CommentAmen! You go girl!
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Oh, God can I relate! Lovin' your stuff Eva!