Top Ten Resolutions for Seattlites for 2008

Sheri Fresonke Harper
#1 Sell your property for five times its worth to a gullible New Yorker.

#2 Inherit Microsoft, Boeing, Costco or Starbucks stock options.

#3 Try hard to NOT cheer for global warming.

#4 Get someone, ANYONE else to sort your garbage.

#5 Get over whining about taxes-you WILL pay for a subway system.

#6 Volunteer your time to program virtual teachers.

#7 Vote for a constitutional amendment to overturn Tim Eyman.

#8 Save the environment: WALK.

#9 Respect Native American rights, gamble.

#10 Convince your teenager to pull up his pants. PLEASE!

Published by Sheri Fresonke Harper

Sheri works as a freelance writer, novelist and poet. She worked in the aviation industry at the Port of Seattle and Boeing Company for 20 years as a systems analyst/architect where she edited and wrote over...   View profile

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  • Kat V 3/8/2008

    About number one....you may have to reconsider that one........heh

  • Mary Gindling 1/7/2008

    With a few minor changes, Colorado Springs could use these resolutions! Great little article!

  • SAIKAT KUMAR DUTTA 12/22/2007

    Fantastic job !!!!! Great reflections.

  • Lori Piper 12/22/2007

    loved this... great job

  • Nancy Lichtenstein 12/21/2007

    Is the dropped pants thing still in style in Seattle? We finally seem to have gotten over it here on the East Coast, thank goodness!

  • Stephanie Modkins 12/20/2007

    I AGREE!!!! (Hahahaha)

  • Mike Spain 12/20/2007

    fun read!

  • Susan Slade 12/19/2007

    Put a smile on my face.

  • Amber Seber 12/19/2007

    So funny :)

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