Top Ten Secrets of Area 51

10 Secrets of Area 51 the Government Would Rather You Not Know

The joint film project being helmed by J.J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg, called "Super 8", now has a trailer up on the internet and by all appearance will involve an alien with supernatural powers that escapes while being transported from Area 51. Most likely a group of teenagers capture footage of the alien on a Super 8 camera which leads them to have run ins with the CIA while they help/follow the fugitive alien. Here below are ten things the U.S. government would rather you don't know about Area 51:

1. Joe Biden's top secret 1/10 scale model AmTrak train set is stored there, in addition to 27 metric tons of nacho cheese dip.

2. It is where alien spaceships were reversed engineered to make the iPhone and iPad.

3. Malia and Sasha Obama use it for birthday parties and occasionally invite some of the aliens that live there.

4. Big Foot lives there and actually works at the bar/restaurant called Sam's Club.

5. For some reason cats are being used as test pilots for new micro predator drones.

6. Besides the alien space port, baseball diamond, secret government research labs, olympic sized pool, and miniature golf course, there isn't much to do.

7. The world's largest deposits of cubic zerconium are located on nearby Groom Lake.

8. Several Area 51 resident aliens from one of Saturn's moon have been banned from gambling in nearby Las Vegas due to wracking up huge charges on government credit cards.

9. Amelia Earhart worked for decades at the base in secrecy and recently retired in 2006.

10. A top secret supersized blimp nicknamed "Blimposaurus" is being built so that it could air lift the Statue of Liberty should rising sea levels and global warming get out of hand.

Sources:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/11/super-8-trailer-jj-abrams_n_572159.html