Top Ten Secrets Leaked by Wikileaks

Recently Julian Assange, the founder of the online version of Watergate's deep throat known as Wikileaks, defended his release of tens of thousands of classified documents pertaining to the Afghanistan war. He also sharply criticized Robert Gates' prosecution of the war. However, many would be surprised to know that Wikileaks has leaked a number of other juicy morsels over the years. The top ten are listed below.

1. The colonel's famous seven herbs and spices which has made KFC chicken famous was leaked by Wikileaks. Surprisingly, cinnamon and butterscotch are two of the flavors used to create the classic fried chicken taste.

2. George W. Bush for years held the deep secret that he had an identical twin named "Pete Bush" who would often fill in for him at the White House. Pete was said to be a little bit more educated than George and was asked to "speak goofy" by White House staff when he was impersonating the president so that the press wouldn't get wind of the deception.

3. Although Al Gore didn't invent the internet and computer age, his body was partially reconstructed with top secret computer components from Apple to allow him to work more efficiently. Insiders say that this is the real reason for his divorce from Tipper Gore.

4. The Iraq War was really staged and most of the "news footage" was shot on an elaborately constructed movie set in Australia.

5. For years, Joe Biden has been using AmTrak trains to smuggle illegal Savannah cats, which are an African hybrid between feral and domesticated cats, into Delaware.

6. Former first child, Chelsea Clinton, surprisingly helped co-write some of the Harry Potter series of books with J. K. Rowling. Manuscripts discovered in her former office in the White House revealed the truth.

7. Mickey Mouse, though widely believed to have been created by Walt Disney, was a real person, a man from Hungary with subtle mouse-like features who ran a candy shop in New York for years before he started the famous Hershey Company in Pennsylvania.

8. Much of the gold in Fort Knox was sold years ago to finance the construction of a secret underwater naval base off the coast of Miami called "Atlantis." Complete with two shopping malls, several movie theaters, a McDonald's and Olive Garden, President Obama often prefers staying at this base rather than Camp David.

9. SB 1070, Arizona's controversial immigration bill, is really a legislative effort to curb the expected arrival, and colonization, of planet Earth by centipede-like people from Mars.

10. McDonald's hamburger patties have been made from a mixture of soy beans and recycled cardboard boxes for the past ten years in an effort by the company to "go green."

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Sources:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC#The_secret_recipe