Top Ten Things Found in the Passport Files of Obama, Clinton, and McCain
10. Barack Obama's real name is actually Irving Moskowitz.
9. John McCain's passport is printed on parchment.
8. Hillary Clinton has visited Amsterdam dozens of times with Bill but NEVER inhaled.
7. Barack Obama's race is listed as "Presidential"
6. John McCain's picture is an actual oil painting.
5. Hillary Clinton's weight is listed as 105 pounds and age as 39.
4. Barack Obama's passport has 38 separate UV stamps from Chuck-E-Cheese.
3. John McCain's visits to other countries all took place at Walt Disney World's Epcot.
2. When you turn Hilary's passport picture upside down, all of her clothes come off.
1. John McCain's social security number: 13
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9 Comments
Post a CommentWhen you turn Hilary's passport picture upside down, all of her clothes come off. ROFLMAO!!! reminds me of those ink pens with Hawaiian girls on them that when you turn them upside down they are naked.
You are merciless, Crutnacker! But you're humorous, so I guess that mitigates the merciless, right?
LOL. This is really funny.
You are one of the best wits at AC.... thx for the laughs.
Better McCain's picture be an oil painting, Crutnacker, than a drawing on a slab taken from a cave. In fact, if you look hard enough in that oil painting you might see a slightly younger Hillary standing with Barry Goldwater in the background.
I needed that, thanks a million! Great and very creative list!
I needed that, thanks a million! Great and very creative list!
Thanks for the laugh!
I cross referenced McCain's SSN with the latest government report and didn't like what I saw. http://thebarefoot.wordpress.com/2006/11/26/astonding-new-report-replaces-astrology/