Top Ten Titillating Wardrobe Malfunctions of the Decade

Wardrobe malfunctions are like Christmas gifts that you cannot wait to open. You wait and wait, and then, finally, it is like the world stops spinning, the birds stop chirping, and the sound waves are rebuffed - your present is there, ready to be beheld. Hitherto the mid-2000s, there was no name for such a gift, but Janet Jackson would soon change that when her mishap on the most widely-viewed television event prompted Justin Timberlake to create a term for what had transpired. The term was "wardrobe malfunction." The top ten wardrobe malfunctions have been arranged by and evaluated on the following set of criteria: shock value, value of exposure, and the beauty of the woman.

1) Janet Jackson (2004 Super Bowl) - Janet Jackson is in first place because she had the highest shock value and without a doubt invented the term.

2) Beyoncé (2009 Oscars) - this is particularly shocking because this was completely unexpected. During her dance with Hugh Jackman, she gets a little carried away and with some zooming; the malfunction is evident.

3) Sophie Morceau (2005 Cannes Film Festival) - Sophie Morceau, the beautiful starlet from, "the World is not Enough," accidentally flashes the public when her shoulder strap falls off.

4) Eva Mendes (2008 Calvin Klein Commercial) - the commercial is banned after a nipple is exposed during Eva's roll in the sheets.

5) Lil' Kim (2003 Summer Jam) - Lil' Kim raps and loses her straps while on stage. She was exposed for quite a while, so she gets major points in the value of exposure category.

6) Charley Ucheau (2007) - She is best known for being on Big Brother 8, but, while out and about her dress fails to support her in her fully-clothed endeavor.

7) Jennifer Hawkins (2004 Miss Universe) - she accidentally steps on her dress during the Miss Universe pageant and exposes her anti-conservative thong underwear.

8) Tara Reid (P. Diddy's party) - this was shocking in a bad way. Tara exposes herself for a long time adding value, but because they were so unbecoming she is a lower rung.

9) Lil' Kim (2009 Dancing w/ the stars) - she had a mishap, but there was no gift so she cannot be put near the upper echellon.

10) Britney Spears (2007-2008) - she is at the absolute bottom. This is not meant to be a pun for her reputation during this time period. But there was so much gratuitous exposure from her that she had to be here.

In case you missed these wardrobe malfunctions in action, you are sure to find some if not all of these instances online somewhere. Just type the incidents along with their names. Happy hunting! I hope you get that present for Christmas.