Top Ten Worst Tattoo Ideas

Did you wake up with a hangover and a new tattoo? Did you ink your girlfriend's name on your chest? Are your friends laughing hysterically at the Smurfs tattoo on your butt? Did these same friends persuade you to do it? I'm sure your fiancée will be thrilled to see the new scull and crossbones tattoo that you got at your bachelor party. For ten ridiculous things you could tattoo on your body see my list of ideas below.

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Security information- Are you always forgetting important information? Why not tattoo this information on your body? Try the pin number to your bank account or the alarm code to your house. Don't forget to ink those computer passwords!

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Personal information- Tattoo your birthday on your arm so you'll remember your age. Why not pretend you're a few years younger? Tattoo your waist size on your stomach or your bust size on your breasts. There's no reason these measurements will change!

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Body parts- Have you ever wished you had eyes at the back of your head? Why not tattoo an extra eye on your forehead? Add body hair with ink. You don't have to be bald! Try a mustache, goatee or back hair!

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Spots- Add black spots to your body resembling freckles or moles. Add red spots to look like zits or the measles. Your kids can use markers to play connect the dots. Ask your doctor to examine each one!

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Calendar information- Why not tattoo all of your meetings and date information? Who needs the iPhone calendar? When is Easter? Where's the meeting? Who is your date on Sunday? Hold on while I check my elbow!

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To-Do List- Does the lawn need mowing? Does the car need a tune-up? Do you need to buy tampons at the store? Be environmentally friendly and stop writing paper lists. Have the items crossed off when they're done!

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Black Book- I'm sure your friends would like to see you tattoo this information but would it really be in your best interest? Is Gina rated four stars? Just how big is Frank's penis? Why is my sister's name on your list?

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Insults- Try writing rude comments about people or groups. Insult your mother-in law or your boss. Why not make fun of the street gang in your local area? You might as well ink your IQ while you're at it!

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Medical chart- Who needs a medical chart when you can use your body? Ink all the diseases and illnesses you have had. I'm sure the men will be interested that you have had gonorrhea. Good to know you were constipated in May!

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Criminal activities- Write a brag list to your buddies of all your criminal activities. Make sure to list all the dates and places. This information will be useful when you are pleading not guilty. Show your list to the judge and jury!

Tattoos are interesting but not really my thing. I'm too fickle and would probably hate it. I've always liked the tattoos that say "Made in Canada". Do they make mood ring tattoos that change color?