Top Ten New Years Resolutions for O.J Simpson
Here they are.
1) Begin interviewing attorneys for future "incidents" which he may be involved in.
2) Return the black leather gloves he received for Christmas.
3) Try to land a part on Celebrity Fit Club.
4) Write a Book Titled: Assault and Robbery In Las Vegas for Dummies.
5) Make friends with new cellmate Micheal Vick.
6) Stop Getting Arrested.
7) Find a psychic tochannell the spirit of Johnny Cochran and have him on the defense team.
8) Sell sports memorabilia on ebay to pay civil suit to the Goldman's
9) Become a member at Match.com and look for new victi.. err Wife.
10) Enroll my daughter in anger management classes.
SO there you have it. The top ten things O.J.Simpson is Planning to do to make his future a little brighter..
Published by mid_evil_thymz
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15 Comments
Post a CommentAll I can say is LOL
Very clever and funny!
This was/is a fun read. I am struck, both here and for myself, at how much easier it is to consider what might be best for others than it is for ourselves. No insult intended! Just a reaction to the content from a person who is a lot better at dealing with other people's issues than he is with his own.
David
LOL. Funny stuff!
LOL! Good job!
haha. that's great!
funny!
oh geez
very funny
Hey, clever . . . this is like my move to Ban the NFL playoffs article I wrote a week ago.