Top Ten New Year's Resolutions for Tiger Woods

It's time to start making some New Year's resolutions for 2010. Therefore, I have decided to write more, make my first quilt, and to travel to at least one drean travel destination before 2010 is over. I have about seven more 2010 New Year's resolutions to ponder and write down. But, for now, given recent news events, I think that it is a good idea to write down the top ten New Year's resolutions for the untimate golfer, Tiger Woods. I know that some of these resolutions might poke holes in his squeaky clean image but, here these resolutions must be made public.

1. Take Driving Lessons: I mean in the car and not on the golf course. They might help you see trees better at 2 o'clock in the morning.

2. Wear Shoes at all time while not indoors: This precaution might help avoid having other car accidents. Going barefoot is only a good idea while swimming.

3. Keep Track of your Lovers: There was one mistress then there were two of them. Now, at last count there are four lovers. This math is going to equal one thing. Can Tiger Woods say divorce?

4. Avoid Flying Golf Clubs: Better yet, don't have extra-maritial affairs.

5. Avoid all Tuna Fish Sandwiches: I know that you might be bored, but you have a beautiful wife and children. They are steaks, in my opinion, so enough with the tuna fish sandwiches.

6. Talk to your Fans: Tiger, a public apology might go a long way to repairing your public image.

7. Attend All Events: Skipping a golf event and then lying about why you did it doesn't take suspicion away from you.

8. Get Your Head Out of the Clouds: You are famous but you can't cheat on your wife and get away with it.

9. Family First: Family is a gift. Please don't take them for granted or they will disappear.

10. Beg: This is the only way your marriage will survive.

Now is the time for everyone to make their 2010 New Year's resolutions. This includes celebrities of all levels. This year Tiger Woods has made some interesting ones that will hopefully get his golf game and his personal life back on course.