Crooked

A poem

PATTY, a fast-talkin' middle-aged man with a high pitched nasally voice, is on line at the bank. VERONICA, a na¯ve 20-something-year-old, runs to the back of the line but trips and falls into PATTY.

Do your toes look a little different than other people's? You're not alone- learn different types of crooked toe conditions!

The following is a sestina poem on how to deal with a crook who steals your money.

Crook's Corner is one of those rare eateries that you come away from feeling like you got "more" than you paid for: more service, more selection, more flavor - more southern cuisine.

Think you'd know your glasses are crooked? Here's how to tell!

Humorous parody of a nursery rhyme There was a Crooked Man.

The wages of sin is death.

Here is a vegetable soup recipe perfect for the fall using fresh crooked neck squash, onions and carrots.

Many people have crooked toes, and while their main concern is with the cosmetic appearance of their toes, they should know when it's seriously time to consult their podiatrist to alleviate their problem before it becomes surgical.

Powerful, long time Congressman Charlie Rangel faces a list of ethics charges in a House investigation concluded this week. It remains to be seen if his defense can prevail or if his career ends in disgrace.

Cheney stacked the U.S. Supreme Court with GOP favoring judges. All W will have to do echo "Tricky Dick's "When the President does it, that means it is not illegal." And Alito will agree with that.

A look at the Crooked Eye, which is on its way to Indie Pix to be seen by horror fans.

In the novel Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck, loneliness tremendously affects the behaviors and thoughts of the characters. The loneliness and isolation Crooks faces lead to his desperate attempts at making friends with Lennie.

This park is a private park that is only open to the public certain days of each month and is only open to motorcycles, all terrain vehicles or atvs, mountain bikes or horses.

During the holiday season, it becomes more dangerous to do business online, because fraudsters and identity thieves ramp up their efforts.

Rock-bottom detective Michael McGill takes a disturbing walk through America's dark underbelly in Crooked Little Vein, Warren Ellis' stark foray into the world of private-eye fiction.

Information about the world's most recent super group, Them Crooked Vultures. Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl, Led Zeppelin bassist John Paul Jones, and vocalist-guitarist Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age.

You should never let a thief keep your hard-earned money. Find out why and go through the steps to get your money back.

Humorous parody of There Was a Crooked Man.

A satirical piece revolving around a crooked lampshade in my room. The article serves no purpose save for the entertainment of the reader.

Jon and Kate's divorce papers and the decision to continue filming their TLC show was expected to be the "big news," but much of today's talk is about Crooked House prices. These playhouses have managed to steal the show from the popular reality stars.

Here is where you can buy a kids crooked house like Jon and Kate Plus 8. These fun crooked houses come in 3 styles and 9 colors.

A crooked house can truly be a lot of fun for young kids, based on personal experience.

The U.S. government is going to honestly pay unemployed workers 20 more weeks of unemployment benefits and the majority of them are still working for "cash under the table!

A short story about how circumstances bring out the best in every person - or is it the worst?

Sarq and the Crooked

This is an article dedicated to my all-time favorite show Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego. I shall describe the series and my love of it that has lasted to this day.

There is probably no society in all of history that did not have a crook or two. There will always be those who will choose to go after things that do not belong to them

Not only has Madoff stolen billions of dollars, he's added to the eroding confidence of Wall Street.

I was asked in college to write a compare and contrast paper. This was my choice.

The third feature film by brothers Jeff and Josh Crook, Gruesome earned considerable industry attention when it premiered at a midnight screening during the Sundance Film Festival.

A review of Crooked River Resort in Readstown, Wisconsin.