Speak German

Knowing how to speak German with today's technology can open doors to business opportunities. More and more people are finding themselves turning to the internet to find ways to make money from home.

Very often you will hear many of these words said during heated conversations. Learn to recognize them so that you can understand the other person, while also using a few of these phrases yourself in order to get your two-cents in! Good luck and enjoy!

A story with subtitles

German is one of the most widely spoken languages on the planet today. German is listed, along with English and Dutch, as one of the West Germanic Languages and the most widely spoken tongue in the European Union.

A humorous overview of the author's experiences learning college German -- including how to say "pistol-whip" and "David Bowie's hairdo," and pondering if killing all of the campus commuters is an acceptable price to pay for a Taco Bell.