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5 Pathetic Sonic the Hedgehog Comeback Attempts After SegaSega was once a major force in the gaming community and Sonic the Hedgehog was its rock star. Somehow Sonic ended up being the MC Hammer of gaming mascots (to Crash Banidicoot's Vanilla Ice) and these are the five most pathetic fails at a Sonic comeback. -
Brad Pitt Comments to the Tabloids that Jennifer Aniston's Press Games Are "Pathetic"Always caught up in tabloid drama, the latest fodder finds Brad Pitt calling ex-wife Jennifer Aniston "pathetic" after she invaded his architectural turf. -
Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih Stripping/ Pole Dancing Pictures Scandal = PatheticRima Fakih won the Miss USA 2010 Pageant in Las Vegas Sunday evening and by the next morning found herself embroiled in several controversies and another pictures scandal involving a pole dancing contest. Not only were her...
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Short Story: A Perfectly Pathetic PredatorHow can you even try to justify $36.71 a pound for venison? But you can't buy venison. It must be priceless, right?
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Fishing Tips from Pathetic LandI did have one great day fishing, caught tons of fish, but then my neighbor called the police and I had to put all the Coy fish back in her pond.
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How Pathetic is That?: Doctor Phil Plans His Own Surprise PartyDr. Phil, best known for yelling at troubled married couples with his country accent (and his sweet mustache) didn't think anyone else could get his birthday right.
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The Pathetic Detroit TigersThe Detroit Tigers' season may be over sooner than we realize.
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Talk to Her, You Pathetic GeekRead on a for a surefire way to talk to women.
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NFL-Team Rankings: From Cream-of-the-Crop to Most PatheticAfter seven weeks, it's time to see where your favorite team stands.
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Is it Pathetic ToA blog article on a Hollywood starlet who may not be as over her past loves as she wants people to think she is.
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Ways that Major Oil Company Employees Waste MoneyFind out the ways in which some major oil company employees are permitted to waste money. The misuse of funds is beyond pathetic. -
You Can't Get Away from Stupid Even when You Watch TV!More and more television shows are glorifying bad acting, ridiculous stories and pathetic losers in hopes we'll stay tuned to see the next ridiculous train wreck. -
5 Reasons GameCrush Will Be a Smash Hit - UnfortunatelyGameCrush is a new social dating site, where guys pay female gamers to play games online. This might sound like the most pathetic thing you've ever heard, but GameCrush had over 10,000 customers in its first 15 minutes - and here are 5 reasons why. -
'Lost' Season 6 Episode 7 'Dr. Linus''Lost' Season 6 Episode 8 'Dr. Linus' focuses on the wicked and very sad Ben Linus, former leader of the Others, now in fear for his life in one time line and living a pathetic life of a High School history teacher in another.
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RECOVERY EXERCISE for the POOR, ELDERLY, and SICK by J.E. AnteIf you are elderly, poor, depressed, sick, weak, cold, and generally a pathetic physical mess of an excuse of a human being I have a simple exercise to reverse whatever troubles you mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and physically.
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Fire Everyone in Charge of Anti-Smoking EducationThis is so pathetic it is almost funny. What the good doctor said translates to " Thanks for the 200 billion dollars, but we haven't accomplished a damn thing."
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1,000 Words About MauritiusFull disclosure: We had never heard of the Republic of Mauritius until the day we bought a ticket to go there. Our pathetic excuse: Lonely Planet doesn't list it in their Africa book. -
5 Rude Things I've DoneRudest and thoughtless things that I have done recently. Shockingly horrible events I've committed. The bad, the worse, and the horrendous. -
Jonah Hill is Just Bad, Not Super, in "Get Him to the Greek"Although the premise of "Get Him to the Greek" has real comic potential, Jonah Hill and Russell Brand are equally sad and pathetic as a washed-up rock star and his record label handler. -
A Wish FulfilledHe was just a little wish, generated through the loneliness and pathetic longing of a forty one year old bachelor.
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Education Grants for Single MothersThe living condition of single mothers are very pathetic because they have to look after their children, spend time with them, meet their basic and financial needs and work to earn money.
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The Allen Iverson Saga Has Gone from Sad to PatheticOnce considered the most gifted basketball player in the NBA, Allen Iverson has sunk his career into a bottomless pit.
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Trending Today: Bret MichaelsThis is a daily trending rant, product of a disenchanted writer, fascinated by the mindless consumeroids' morbid lust for useless drivel in this downward spiral of De-Evolution of mankind that seems to enrich the void of the masses pathetic daily lives.
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Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (Which Ended Quickly Thank Goodness)This sequel is the pits of the bunch, and this still remains the case 25 years after its release. It was a pathetic attempt to keep the series going, just like when Blake Edwards kept "The Pink Panther" going without Peter Sellers. -
Real Housewives of OC Season PremeireWelcome to another season of OC, the disgusting show where a group of snooty bitches pretend to be human and try and make us care about their pathetic existance
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Browns Beat Steelers, Save ManginiThe Browns came into Thursday's night game against the Pittsburgh Steelers with a pathetic (1-11) record. During most of their games this season, they haven't even been competitive.
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Ode to a Pitiful Christmas TreeTrying my hand at another ode, this one is about a Charlie Brown looking Christmas tree. -
5 Crazy Vendors You'll Meet on a CTA Bus or Train, in ChicagoChicago buses and trains are circuses on wheels. These mobile freak shows are on a constant marathon and show the same pathetic acts over and over again. Following are the 5 crazy types of vendors you'll encounter while riding the CTA bus and train. -
Analysis of "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came" by Robert BrowningThis is an analysis of "Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came" by Robert Browning. I argue that the poem has examples of pathetic fallacy that reflect the speaker's emotions.
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It John Hurts so GoodI first fell in love with John Hurt when he was Caligula in I, Claudius. Kinda weird, huh? Maybe. But he was attractive and repulsive and intimidating and pathetic'"it was an amazing performance. -
Poll: Debt Ceiling Talks Were a "Disgrace," "Ridiculous," a "Joke"In a recent poll, Pew Research Center asked Americans to describe their feelings toward the Congressional budget deficit/debt ceiling debate. The responses were far from positive...
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Shut-up About Casey Anthony Already, You Sad, Pathetic PeopleAmerican's obsession with tragedy and crime is on full display in Orlando, FL, where the murder trial of Casey Anthony has hijacked local and national news outlets, and yes, I think you're all disgusting for paying so much attention.
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Labor Unions: Myths and FactsThe republithugs blame labor unions for every problem we face. It's just another pathetic stunt to divide, conquer, and destroy the American middle class. Labor unions benefit every working person in America, whether they belong to a union or not. -
Writing for List My 5: Zilch Money; Don't Waste Your TimeList My 5 turned out to be a waste of my time, as the amount of money I made was pathetic. But this wasn't the only problem I had with List My 5.
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No Number of Broken Windows Can Save UsI know it was predictable. But it is still pathetic. In the wake of Hurricane Irene ripping up the East Coast, although much, much weaker than was predicted, there are people salivating about how the billions in damage may provide a spark
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Ryan O'Neal and Tatum on OWNMy opinion on Ryan O'Neal and his relationship with Tatum. -
Rob Neyer: Kick Mickey Mantle Out of the Hall of FameRob Neyer has written a smarmy article in a pathetic attempt to denigrate Hall of Fame voters that have indicated they will not vote for any player who used performance enhancing substances.
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Black Friday Deals Distract from Newt Gingrich's Truffle Shuffle & TSA's New While You're Down There CampaignWhile the most embarrassingly pathetic citizens of this country bum rushed shopping malls and corporate chain retail stores to spend money they probably don’t have, there was a very serious set of news stories that came out. Because of the overwhelming at
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Early Analysis of Patriots Against ChiefsA quick glimpse of the patriots game plan and execution versus the Chiefs on Monday night 11/21/11. Tyler Palko looks like a decent NFL starting quarterback and the Patriots offense is pathetic.
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Cleveland Browns: A Long Time Fan's Perspective on a Bad Football TeamOver the years Cleveland Browns fans have endured Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble, and most recently a decade or so of pathetic football. One long time fan says "enough"!
