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- How a Congressman Mistook Planned Parenthood Satire for NewsRepublican Rep. John Fleming mistook a parody article from The Onion for real news. Here are some completely speculative theories on how this mistake might have occurred.
- Outback Steakhouse: Copycat Blooming Onion and Horseradish Dipping SauceOutback Steakhouse's Blooming Onion is so yummy dipped into their special dipping sauce. With this copycat recipe you can have a Bloomin' Onion at home anytime that taste much like in the in the Outback Steakhouse. It is a great way to start a party.
How to Plant Onion SetsOnions are a necessary ingredient used in almost every household. they add flavor and texture to meals and are great to eat with no preparation. Onions are very easy to grow in almost any garden.- The Onion Tells Unfunny Joke with Satirical Hostage TweetsSatire newspaper The Onion sent a series of tweets that were meant to be humorous, but many are finding they went too far.
- Scrambled Eggs with VeggiesMy recipe for low-carbohydrate scrambled eggs made with veggies: fried onion, mushroom and yellow bell pepper
- Growing a Bigger OnionThere are different varieties of onions, and they are one of the easiest plants to grow in the garden. If you want big bulbs, there are a few things to help you along the way.
Low Carb FajitasFajitas are my favorite Mexican food. I recently went on a low carb diet to lose weight and to keep from getting diabetes 2. Here is how I now make fajitas. Enjoy!
The Onion Gets Big Tax Credit After Hiring Mentally Challenged Writer to Do Oprah ArticleAmerica's favorite satirical news publication has hired a mentally challenged writer in order to get a large tax credit. His first Onion article is a spoof commentary from Oprah.- 5 Ways to Use Onions (That Won't Leave You with Bad Breath!)A list of 5 uncommon ways to put your onions to use.
Swoon Over Scalloped PotatoesScalloped potatoes are a very tasty side dish to just about any meal. Most people when they refer to them think about a dehydrated box mix from the supermarket.
America's Finest News Source Debunked!America's finest news source might not be what it claims.
Interesting Onion TriviaDating back as far as 3500 BC, onions are a versatile vegetable in the kitchen. Ancient Egyptians revered the onion believing that its rings symbolized eternity. Their many uses will never cease to amaze me.
Null Paradox-The Onion and the Ants: Gertrude and Grace ReviewA Superb Album With A Great Future Ahead Of It
'The Onion News Network' on IFC: 15 Slices of Onion to Get Jazzed for the PremierHave you been looking for a reason to bust out the fine China? "The Onion News Network" premieres on IFC providing the perfect opportunity to, well, watch tv.- Fried Onion RecipeFor frying onions the one that I choose most would be the sweet Vidalia. The following recipe is just the start of what you can do with the onion.
- The Onion's A.V. Club's "A.V. Undercover" Music ProjectThe Onion's A.V. Club has put together a 25-week cover song project.
How to Cut Onions Without CryingAre you tired of your eyes burning every time you try to cut an onion? These tips could help you.
How to Keep Weeds Out of the Onion Patch OrganicallySimple tips for preventing weeds from overtaking the onion patch.- The Onion Cure: A Natural Ear Infection Remedy Without Using AntibioticsHere is a safe option to treating an ear infection without using antibiotics. Overusing antibiotics has been shown to produce drug-resistent strains of bacteria and weakened immune systems. Try using the onion cure first.
- Thanksgiving Gravy RecipeMy perfect gravy starts with butter or margarine, a little chopped onion, salt and pepper
- Storing Onions for the Long HaulWith these simple methods for storing onions, you can enjoy these summer treats all year long.
- A Cheesy White Wine SauceA versatile sauce that goes well with almost everything!
- Why Do Onions Cause Tears in Your Eyes?Onions are a bulb plant that contains a chemical that can make you cry.
- Why The Daily Show, Colbert Report and The Onion Are ImportantThis article discusses the importance of the Daily Show, the Colbert Report and the Onion in society. They challenge conventional wisdom and make us take a look at ourselves and those we idolize
- All-Natural Remedy for Stomach GasDo you frequently suffer from stomach gas after you eat a meal? If so, don't suffer; use this all-natural remedy to help relieve your stomach of that painful gas.
- Segment Ideas for the OnionMy attempt at Onion-style satire gone terribly wrong
- "The Onion" is America's News SourceI love this irreverent publication. These folks are sick, and that's a good thing.
- Review of Onion Strips SnackHave you been hunting for a healthy and flavorful snack? Find out if onion strips are what you have been searching for in this review.
- Onion Strips Snack Vs. FunyunsWant to know how the Onion Strips snack compares to Funyuns? Read this review to find out.
- How to Cut Up Onions Without TearsOnions can make your eyes tear up when you slice them up. As you slice up an onion you are releasing an irritating gas that can make your eyes water.
How to Quickly Caramelize Onions Without Sacrificing FlavorCaramelized onions add a unique, sweet flavor to any dish. However, if you're short on time, waiting (and waiting!) for your onions to caramelize, can try your patience and waste precious moments. Here's how to speed things along.
How to Charge an IPod Using an Energry Drink and an OnionI don't know why you'd have access to these things and not a computer or outlet, but it's possible. So, here's how to charge an IPod using an energy drink and an onion.- How to Grow Green Onions from a Regular Onion Without PlantingDirections for this simple way to grow your own green onions in your kitchen.
- How to Caramelize OnionsWho doesn't love French Onion Soup? And don't caramelized onions on top of hot dogs, hamburgers or a juicy porterhouse steak make these great American traditions even better? Caramelized onions add a zip to cheese steaks, hummus and barbeque.
- How to Caramelize OnionsUse caramelized onions in many different recipes. You can even make a big batch and freeze them.
- Hair Growth and the OnionMany of our health and beauty concerns require little more than a visit to the kitchen or the garden. It's time we took advantage of the healing properties of nature.
- Review: The Onion MovieSkip it, and enjoy the commercials that you will see on TV... the commercials do the movie justice, but the movie does not deliver what the promising promotions do.
- Stuffed Onions: Something New to TryWhat you will have to do is try and find onions that are all about the same size. This is important because it allows for even cooking and an attractive presentation.
A Book Review Without Spoilers: The Onion Girl Peels Back Her LayersAward-winning author Charles de Lint takes us on a ride through a escaping real life into a fantasy land where dreams and nightmares come true.
