Totally Awesome 80's Poem

National Poetry Month: Poetry Challenge of the Day

Maria Roth
I barely remember the 80's...NOT!

Ronald Reagan's jelly beans
Molly Ringwald, biting her lip
Matt Dillon, greaser hottie
Jennifer Grey, dirty dancing in a lake
Dr. Huxtable's garish sweaters
E.T.'s Reese's Pieces, Huey Lewis and the News

Totally radical!
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

Tight-rolled, acid-washed jeans
Ribbon barrettes, leggings, leg-warmers, oversized sweatshirts
Slouch socks, jelly bracelets
Jelly shoes or Kangaroos
White Keds
Spiral perms, mullets galore, rat tails
One long, dangly, silver earring

Gnarly, dude!
Where's the beef?

I wanna skip school with Ferris Bueller
Drive a DeLorean
Learn karate from Mr. Miyagi
Sing like Debbie Gibson
Collect scratch-n-sniff stickers
Grab George Michael's butt
Organize my flavored lip gloss and Lee Press-On Nails in my pink Caboodle
Show off my Liz Claiborne purse and my Swatch watch
Skate like Tony Hawk
Trade Messy Tessy for Potty Scotty
Play "Donkey Kong" or "Frogger" on the Atari
Moonwalk like Michael Jackson
Kiss Han Solo
Flirt like Smurfette
Flaunt my Esprit shirt and Guess jeans
Smell like Strawberry Shortcake
Hug my Care Bear

Wicked!
Avoid the Noid!

Can I take my Cabbage Patch Kid to school, Mom? Please?
I won't get Gizmo wet or feed him after midnight, I promise.
How high can my bangs go? Not high enough!
Alex P. Keaton, will you tutor me? Is Mallory still dating Nick?
Where's my Big League Chew?
Marry me, John Cusack!

Like, gag me with a spoon!
I hate the 80's and wish I'd grown up in a different decade...NOT!

Published by Maria Roth

I love popcorn, cashews, cheesecake, Jane Austen, my husband and children, and Conan O'Brien. Why should you be jealous of me? I am double-jointed in both thumbs, I live in Kansas, I'm tall, and I'm modest...  View profile

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  • 5311/25/2010

    kuyrtkytgkdy

  • Michelle Caton5/5/2010

    Great poem! Brought back a lot of memories from my 80's days.

  • Jennifer Waite10/8/2009

    Cute :-)

  • Sherri T.5/18/2009

    Another child of the 80's--those bring back some great memories! Good job!

  • Kay Whittenhauer4/30/2009

    You're killing me ! :D I love the '80's, too!

  • Janet Hunt4/21/2009

    Awesome poem! I loved the 80s and remember all of these things!!

  • Susan Braun4/18/2009

    Loved this - it must have taken quite awhile to think up all that, like totally AWESOME trivia! Thanks for the stroll down memory lane ...

  • Douglas Bilodeau4/15/2009

    Our daughter Amy is about your age, and it seems the early 80s to her had a lot to do with My Little Pony and Rainbow Bright and Punky Brewster. Then it was MTV and keeping up with her friends, and us trying to get her home at a reasonable time. How many times we drove up Kirkwood Avenue looking for one kid or another. Asking the other kids there, "Have you seen Jim [David, Aaron, Amy, Josh ... ]" Oy, what a decade. But Smurfette was hot, I have to admit ....

  • Lori Piper4/15/2009

    I love these poems!

  • Charlene Collins4/14/2009

    :)Nice poem!

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