Toy Story 3 Review Perfection Broken

Robert Dougherty
Each Toy Story 3 review had been perfect before this afternoon. In fact, the Toy Story 3 review count looked just as perfect as the other Toy Story reviews. On Rotten Tomatoes, each of the first two movies had a perfect 100% rating, and the third film looked to continue that trend. It looked like a sure thing for much of the day, as over 120 critics had given the Pixar epic a fresh write-up. However, it finally ended today, as the Toy Story 3 review perfect score was snapped - and by an unsurprising source.

Not only is there finally a negative response for a Toy Story film, there are now two. According to Rotten Tomatoes, the Toy Story 3 review score is 135 positive, and two negative, for an average of 99% fresh. Technically, that makes it the worst movie of the franchise by far, even though the rating of 8.7 is slightly higher than the second film.

No one is likely to be surprised at who gave the first Toy Story 3 negative review, and the first of the franchise. Armond White, a critic for the New York Press, was widely expected to be negative, and he proved everyone right today. However, White isn't a lone voice, as Cole Smithy also weighed in with a rotten ruling.

White has famously bashed critically acclaimed movies, like Precious and Up, and praised less well regarded films like Next Day Air and Norbit. He has a reputation for going against the grain, at the least, and there is no greater grain to go against than this one.

In his Toy Story 3 review, White slams the film for having so much product placement that it "strictly celebrates consumerism." He calls the entire franchise one for "non-thinking children and adults" which also hints at how he would have reviewed the first two films. But since he didn't review them in 1995 and 1999, the Rotten Tomatoes scores for the originals are still perfect.

White's complaints surprised few, as even Roger Ebert - who only gave the movie three stars - Twittered that he was waiting for his negative Toy Story 3 review. But under the radar, another bad write-up has come in from Cole Smithey, another online critic who goes against the mainstream.

Smithey's issues are with the 3D - which most critics said wasn't necessary anyway - and with the "more sad than joyful" story. Other Toy Story 3 reviews embraced the movie for going dark, suspenseful and sentimental in the last act, yet Smithey calls the climax "inappropriately cruel and drawn out."

To be fair to White and Smithey, not every Toy Story 3 review called the movie perfect. Some critics only gave it three stars or a B, saying that it didn't quite live up to the first two, and focused less on character. Yet they loved enough of it - and cried enough at the end - to give it a fresh rating.

But even the mixed and merely good responses are a minority in the Toy Story 3 review count. About half of the Rotten Tomatoes critics give it a perfect score, and the average rating is still in the upper echelon of Pixar's perfect history. The series has its first negative reviews at last, but the overall filmography of the franchise, and of Pixar, remains decidedly perfect.

Sources

New York Press- "Bored Game"

Cole Smithey- "Toy Story 3"

Movieline- "Will Armond White Write the First Bad Toy Story 3 Review?"

Rotten Tomatoes- "Toy Story 3"

Published by Robert Dougherty

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  • Anonymous individual7/17/2010

    @Mike

    I find your insults ladle against Cole Smithey to be vulgar and in bad taste. If you bothered to read Smithey's review, you'd realise that he had strong justification for the low rating he gave the movie. I myself didn't find the movie as great as the previous movies.

    If you have trouble with Cole's review, then say it. But don't bring CWC into this. That something only an attention seeking individual would do.

  • J. A. Apostol6/29/2010

    A "100%" rating would imply that a film was "perfect" and that all who watch it would find it entertaining. There's no such thing...

  • David6/22/2010

    Watch Toy Story 3 Online at

    http://megashare.info/watch.php?id=TVRZek1RPT0

  • Cole Smithey6/21/2010

    I gave "Toy Story 3" a C+, and I stand by that grade. A masterpiece like Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" only has a "96%" rating on RT, but I don't think anyone's losing sleep over the fact that it isn't a perfect "100%." It's still a far better film than "Toy Story 3."

    To feign indignation over such a trivial issue is a sign of ulterior motives from people pandering to some imaginary form of lowest common denominator.

  • Cole Smithey6/21/2010

    Cole Smithey Responds to "Toy Story 3" Defenders

    After beating Armond White to the punch of upsetting "Toy Story 3's" perfect 100% RottenTomatoes score I realize how fascistically fetishistic RT readers are about things like protecting a "perfect score" for a movie.

    What's more surprising to me is how few "critics" exercise the demands of their job description. There isn't a film I can think of that doesn't have detractors, so why should "Toy Story 3" be any different? That I had to come along behind 150 "critics" to be the first one to speak out about the film's weaknesses, and they are many, speaks volumes.

    I have young nieces and nephews with responsible parents who are very sensitive to what their kids see. I could not in good consience endorse "Toy Story 3" as a G-rated film that meets their criteria.

    On top of that, Hollywood is currently changing the game on what audiences should expect from a "3-D" movie in order to charge higher ticket prices. As a critic, I've had the lux

  • Mike6/19/2010

    Also, Cole's review came in 15 minutes before White's did. So Cole was there first.

    And again, this is what I would expect from the brother of Christian Weston Chandler, lolcow extraordinaire and creator of Sonichu.

  • Mike6/19/2010

    Interesting- the guy Cole Smithey is also known in other circles for being the brother of one the internet's most notorious lolcows- Christian Weston Chandler. Seriously- check this guy out. He's got his own wikipedia that has a whole entry on Cole.

    Chris-chan is very well known for doing just about anything to get attention, so it doesn't surprise me that Cole is doing the same thing.

  • Michelle6/18/2010

    Toy Story 3 was the best!!!! I don't agree if you think otherwise. It made me cry :'( :) loved it <3

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