Trending Today: Bret Michaels

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Bret Michaels places in today's Yahoo 'Trending Now' feature. An article posted on ShowbizSpy reads that aged rocker, Bret Michaels, bemoans of the struggles in finding a balance between his career and family life.

I am familiar with Bret Michaels, front man of the wildly successful band 'Poison;' huge in the late 1980s and early 1990s. That was then, this is now...

What I am not familiar with, is that Bret Michaels even still had a "career." What is that you say? Rock of Love?!? Ah yes, the VH1 show that featured a Las Vegas style buffet of issue laden bimbos; from cling-on cougar groupies still trying to hump the "American Dream," to young misguided nymphs, who had it not been for the VH1 Rock of Love gig, would have ended up in the porn industry "career" sect.

Is picking the locks, -that of skanks panties- in search For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, a.k.a "Love," a career choice these days?

In the ShowbizSpy article, Bret Michaels is concededly quoted as saying, "Fans have asked for years to get a glimpse into my life, of what I do outside the craziness of Rock of Love or just being on the road." Thanks allot to the mindless consumeroids of slop, for feeding Mr. Michaels ego.

Bret Michaels goes on to say that, "I absolutely love my family. I'm a very hands-on father." This writer only hopes for the sake of Bret Michaels children, that he uses a reputable hand sanitizer product after handling all those Rock of Love "ladies."

I am confused of where swapping spit with reality show contestants fit in exactly with family, children, and this alleged long-time love, named Kristi?

If VH1 really wants to add an interesting "Reality TV" program to their already long list of salacious slop lineup, and Bret Michaels, make a Reality TV program about Bret Michaels in search for a hair replacement product that would actually work on his obvious half mullet, half barren dome, hidden underneath his signature skull-cap bandana and cowboy hat.

That, and or Bret Michaels reappear on Donald Trumps TV show The Apprentice, where Bret Michaels, teams up with fellow has-beens, trying to conjure up an ad campaign for eye-liner for aged rockers still clinging on to glory days gone by.

Source: Yahoo Trending Now
ShowbizSpy.com