Tropical Storm Fay Kite Surfer Bucking for Darwin Award
Watch the Video as Kite Surfer Kevin Kearney Learns Why Tropical Storms Are Not Sporting Events
I can sympathize with people who make poor choices. I've even made a few, myself. Deciding not to abandon your home in the face of an approaching hurricane when ordered to evacuate is a bad choice, but it's understandable. Deciding that winds so strong that may make it difficult or impossible to even stand up should be met while strapped into a kite surfing rig goes beyond making a bad decision. It is just plain stupidity.
Tropical Storm Fay Kite Surfer is not Unique
I feel sorry for the kite surfer, Kevin Kearney, who was seriously injured when Tropical Storm Fay tossed him like a ragdoll into a solid wall, I really do. I hope he recovers fully from his injuries. On the other hand, if his intelligence and decision-making capacity is at all controlled by his genetics, I hope he doesn't decide to have children. The Darwin Awards were designed for just such people as this. At the Darwin Awards web site, unfortunately, we find that kite surfer Kevin Kearney is not the first to attempt this particular feat. Last year in Spain, a kite surfer tried to ride severe storms winds and met a similar fate.
Other Darwin Award Winners
Even more troubling is the fact that kite surfing during Tropical Stor Fay is not really even close to some of the poor decisions people make on an ongoing basis. One example at the Darwin Awards website includes a man who decided to hook up an electrical test to certain body piercings. So a kite surfer who decides to ride through Tropical Storm Fay may not quite qualify as a Darwin Awards winner, but he's awfully close.
Published by Brad Sylvester - Featured Contributor in Lifestyle
Brad spent 18 years in the consumer electronics industry, including more than ten years in new product development. He now writes full time from his home in the mountains of New Hampshire. View profile
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5 Comments
Post a CommentWhat a tool..I was going to say maybe he learned his lesson after that, but I highly doubt it.
The video link is fixed...
The link wouldn't work for me... :( It said it had been removed because of 3rd party copyright.
Fortunately, I hear that he is going to be ok after a short hospital stay.
I loved that Brad. As I watched the video, my only thought was "maybe he won't get a chance to reproduce his stupid genes"!