Turkey Haiku: All Choked Up
A turkey haiku?
That's the sound I make when a
Bone's stuck in my throat!
Published by Frank Mucci
A Pulitzer Prize-winning author and People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2010, Frank likes to make up crap about himself. He will be honored later this year with the Nobel Prize for Literature. View profile
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16 Comments
Post a CommentLOLOL! *sam is amused*
Ha ha! Please be careful, Frank! :)
LOL! You still remain...my hero. Cynical Haiku's are the only acceptable ones.
LOL- funny (hhhokkk-KOOOO!)
This one made me chuckle. I hope you have a terrific Thanksgiving, Frank. No choking allowed. :)
Brilliant!
Hahaha. Good one.
You're nuts.
Now that was clever, Frank! Funny guy you are! ; )
Heh heh! I love it!