TV Show Reviews: Entertainment Tonight

Entertainment tonight, is the most dull thirty minutes flashing across your eyes, which you will ever spend. There is Terri Hatcher with a fake pregnancy, a new dilemma for Brittney Spears, and nakedness of someone at Wisteria Lane.

These things matter to some people, but I find it mind dulling. I have pictures of my eyes, not green, but circular targets going around and around in my eyeballs. There will be 'important' out takes, for those who find this an interesting two minutes of life. If we are really lucky, we can catch an interview with Dolly Pardon herself. I am certain we will listen to find something we never heard of before? Has she not been around in the limelight a whole lifetime? At least she has in mine. It is hard not to remember a time of no Dolly Pardon.

There is always the extra, special tidbits of Dancing with the Stars. Now if the other news made you drowsy, thess tid bits of information will put you away. The show where celebrities can compete for dancing better than any other celebrity. (That is a clincher every week?) Priscella Presley is dancing this season. They show her and tell how beautiful she is. Now, I am certain she must be in her sixties, but she seems to change her look as her daughter does. I guess if we all had the money of the Presleys, we could all make time stand still at thirty years old, thanks to Hollywood surgeries.

She is shown dancing gracefully with the tall Penn and Teller guy, I am kind about graceful. The two do not go together for this shot. I am not sure which is worse to watch this or the GEICO gecko. It is a close call.

Again, more surprising news from Brittaney Spears, more shots of her. Along with Demi Moore uses leeches, to make her feel better and get over whatever she has wrong with her.That bit of news, could have stayed quiet. Not a good publicity thing.

I guess it something to see that is not politics, Iraq or a real show on television. But I have no idea how this show keeps going, year after year. It is probably the time of your day, if you can not find a time out your day, to turn off the television and find other constructive things to do with your life.

Stayed tuned, there is a famous rock star who visited the Soviet Union, the answer will be back. My question is which rock star will remember visiting the Soviet Union?