Twelve Fortune Cookies from Shrek

Shrek is a wonderful, powerful, green ogre. Everyone loves Shrek. He is also very opinionated. Here are ten fortune cookie sayings from Shrek.

1. It's not so bad if you feel swamped over all the work you have to do.

2. A little bit of bad breath never hurt anyone.

3. You may be visited by a donkey in the near future. He will surely be a pain in the #@!

4. Never fall in love with a princess with an attitude.

5. Watch out for the guy with the extended nose. He's nothing but a liar.

6. Guys who think they are charming are usually stuck up losers.

7. Watch out for the cat with the missing boot. He just might give you a kick in the #@!

8. Never kiss a talking frog unless you want to wind up on a lily pad.

9. If you feel like an ogre in the morning, you just might be suffering from green complexion syndrome.

10. If you wake up in the morning and your wife acts like an ogre, prepare for a quick exit on your noble steed.

11. If you take a walk down Drury Lane, you just might run into a cute cookie named Ginger.

12. If a mirror starts talking back to you, prepare to visit your local psychiatrist.