Twilight "Eclispe"

Now Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella is easy to look at, even if her eyes wander around like an epileptic during a Gran Mal in almost every scene. And Robert Patterson tortured, wanna be a good guy, who's eyes wander around like another epileptic during his own Gran Mal gets almost as irritating as the shirtless werewolves who are constantly baring their chests for no real reason other than to show their abs, since its like 40 degrees in that part of the country.

One review I read stated that calling Eclipse "the best in the series was like calling colon cancer the best form of cancer to have".

Murder is afoot as the film starts, and it turns out to be the result of a vengeful Victoria who is creating newbie vamps, which starts a fight that unite the good blood suckers with the shirtless wolf-pack to save us poor bleeders from destruction and certain death.

The love triangle between the epileptic Patterson and the shirtless werewolf, who's acting is so bad I couldn't even recall his name from the credits, is so badly written and the scenes supposedly showing this deep struggle are almost funny if they weren't so painful to watch and even more poorly plotted.

Bottom line, this movie will make a fortune because the expectation that good cinema is even possible is outweigh by campy plots and so-so directing that leaves one feeling like a blind man in a whore house, he got screwed and never saw who did it and is upset he has to pay for it.