Twilight Vamp, Edward Cullen for President

Seriously, with the Twilight mania, you had to know this would happen. He would definitely get the vote of all the Twilight fans around the country. With Bella and his vampire family at his side, I don't see how he could lose. All the screaming, drooling teenage girls would show up and vote. The Twilight moms would all show up in their "I Love Edward" t-shirts, with their Team Edward banners, and digital cameras, to be sure their vote was cast. The media already covers everything Twilight related anyway, so not much of anything would change there.

Team Jacob members might stage a little protest, but would they really stand a chance against the vampire lovers? I think not! The werewolves would scurry away with their tails tucked between their legs.

If you have read the Twilight books or watched the movie, then you know Edward would be an asset as president. He has an abundance of qualifications.

First of all, the US would save money because Edward would not need the Secret Service to protect him. No spending money on any bullet proof vests either, he's basically bulletproof. They might want to stock up on fire extinguishers, just in case. But the chances of an assassination would be greatly decreased with a vampire as president.

No more need for spies. This Twilight vamp can read minds! One meeting with the foreign diplomats and he would know all their plans.

Edward is fast! He would leave Speedy Gonzales in the dust. So Air Force One would only be needed for those overseas trips, yet again saving money.

The Cullens are filthy rich. They have had hundreds of years to stash money in their piggy banks. So Edward wouldn't be in need of that hefty presidential salary.

Alice Cullen can see the future. As long as it's not the werewolves planning the attacks, she would see it before it ever happened. This would eliminate the risk of sneak attacks!

The spending cuts alone would help the US budget woes. I'm sure Carlisle might even be able to work in a few ways to cut the deficit. And he's a doctor so he knows all about good health care plans.

These are the reasons that I believe Edward Cullen would make a good president. I will proudly show up to vote, wearing my I Love Edward t-shirt, waving my vote for Edward Cullen banner, with my digital camera ready just in case he shows up. Yep, that's right! I am a Twilight mom and proud of it!