Twitter Critter

It's All True!

Steven West
I'm a Twitter critter.
I love to socialize.
And when I get some messages,
It makes my temperature rise.

I know that I am wasting my time,
But I really do not care.
Say, did you hear about the time
The President wore pink underwear?

And what about the Queen of England,
She had a nose job. It's true!
I read it on my Twitter hotline.
Don't call me a naive fool.

Sarah Palin is an alien.
The Marx Brothers are still alive.
And Britney Spears in going to have babies.
I'm sure that she's having five.

Everything I read on Twitter
Is the honest for goodness truth.
And finally, just one last word,
Rosie O'Donnell is going to play Mother Goose.

Published by Steven West

I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and sm...   View profile

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  • Tina Twito 10/7/2009

    I have resisted the temptation thus far! Great read!!

  • David A. Reinstein, LCSW 9/25/2009

    Mt time is to prescious to fritter in Twitter, :-}

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