Twitter Twitter Wannabe Star

Wiley  Vaughn
Twitter Twitter wannabe star,
I don't care who you are.

Wasting your time, wasting mine,
Talking trash without rhyme.

As you twit your every thought,
Saying things you might not ought.

Who cares about your breakfast date,
Who you sleep with, who you hate?

I don't need constant updating
Of your sexting or your mating.

Please, please Twitter me no more
I consider you a bore.

Published by Wiley Vaughn

I've earned my living in vastly different ways: as an LPN, an RN, a real estate agent and a gunsmith. I like do-it-yourself and have a little experience in automotive repair. I like gardening. I'm a Chris...  View profile

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  • Harmony Flora7/8/2010

    Haha, nice poem. I can't stand Twitter. There's just too much to keep up with. Facebook status updates are bad enough!

  • Deb Martin-Webster7/4/2010

    Very,very funny! Great poem!

  • Candice L. Collins5/28/2010

    really funny.

  • Kristen Wilkerson5/27/2010

    lol - this is funny

  • Justin Vaughn5/26/2010

    This is very true. Don't get me wrong I love to talk about my self and tell witty anecdotes, but it has to stop somewhere lol.

  • Jolie du Pre5/25/2010

    LOL! Yes, I know. But tell that to my 3300 followers.

  • Linda M. McCloud5/20/2010

    I can't find enough interesting things about my life to Twitter.

  • Tara Darity5/15/2010

    This is great!!!

  • Debra Gavazzi5/15/2010

    It drives me nuts when people write everything they're doing. Almost as if it's a "To Do" list. Great poem.

  • Kristie Leong M.D.5/13/2010

    LOL! This is fantastic. I couldn't agree with you more. :-)

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