Two and a Half Men Train Wreck & Sheen Comedy Central Roast Airs Same Night!

Warlock Closure is Right on Track

Lori Lane
Two and a Half Men "meat" Ashton Kutcher as Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, is killed off by an inevitable train wreck during a "meat explosion." The gossip isle slowly leaks details involving character Rose, Charlie Harper's long term stalker (played by Melanie Lynskey), a marriage, and a fatal "nudge" at the subway.

Rest in pieces Sheen! Don't expect Two and a Half men to splash tigerblood everywhere like Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen Roast is expected to. But expect to break into non-stop funeral laughter with attendees including Charlie's playboy angels and others who put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Charlie Harper's funeral begins on CBS September 19 at 9/8c and Comedy Central's Charlie Sheen Roast airs on September 19 at 10/9c. Back to back Warlock lovin' not to be confused with coincidence. Let's just say Sheen dies then is resurrected. A beautiful way to go - and return.

Ashton Kutcher "tore the roof off" on Friday's taping claims Jon Cryer who portrays Charlie's brother Alan in Two and a Half Men. Kutcher replaces Sheen and plays an internet billionaire with a broken heart. CBS Two and a Half Men with Aston Kutcher photos provide an inside peek. The new ride is full speed ahead. Let's get back on the Warlock track.

Two and a Half Men had any option to consider when offing Charlie Harper, the jingle writing playboy born to what he defines as "Satan." The final Charlie Harper episode buzz leans towards classic laughs as Charlie marries Rose then cheats (predictable). Harper is nudged in front of a moving train (not as predictable). During funeral services Rose describes Harper's death as an accidental "meat explosion" according to TMZ.com.

September 19th will be an exciting night for Charlie Sheen as he not only gets to die (again) - he is honored and resurrected with one of Comedy Central's funniest roasts ever to cook Sheen's second coming!

All in all Sheen welcomes his death and second coming. In the years fans were entertained by Charlie Sheen's lifestyle portrayed through his character Charlie Harper. A mirrored career that only a Warlock could pull off. By the time September 19th ends viewers will be saying "welcome back Charlie!"



Related Sources: Sheen roast, http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast-charlie-sheen/index.jhtml?xrs=sem_dsk_RST_charlie_sheen_roast&gclid=CJOvt-2eyqoCFcQO2godVA-L0w

TMZ report, http://www.tmz.com/2011/08/06/charlie-harper-two-and-a-half-men-charlie-sheen-cause-of-death-meat-explosion-subway-paris-rose-season-premiere/

Kutcher photos, http://www.cbs.com/shows/two_and_a_half_men/photos/61614/first-look-at-season-9/61612




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  • Abby Greenhill8/12/2011

    I wonder if this show will go bye bye soon...

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