Ugly Babies and What to Do when You See Them

It happens to most all of us at some point. We're standing in line or trying to eat and somebody comes by with the ugliest baby you've ever seen. We may all be born innocent, but come on, we can't all be cute. Here's what you should (and shouldn't) do when the ugly baby and it's parents cross your path.

Keep your composure and do your best to not cringe. Most people aren't mind readers, but if they see your face twist and eyes bulge they'll get a clue that something's wrong. We don't want to let on that their baby is ugly because they may not yet realize it themselves.

If possible, avoid eye contact with the parents. New parents are proud and expect praise on what a good job they did growing the creature. They expect strangers to smile and interact with their baby. In my opinion if you can't be sincere, don't attempt it. Instead, grab a magazine off the shelf and flip through it or peruse the candy bars for something to help you forget what you just saw. Better yet, if you're with another person, you can exchange glances and pretend to be talking about something else.

It's too late! They already saw you! Stay calm, you can get through this. Simply smile at the parents and go on about your business as if you aren't the least bit interested in babies. Having them think you don't like rug-rats is better then them knowing you just can't stand to face the beast.

Some people enjoy oddities and get drawn in by morbid curiosity. Remember, curiosity did kill the cat, but fear not, you can get through this with no repercussions if you do it right. The parents are most likely busy checking out, so here's your chance to inspect what sits before you. Do it quickly though because babies, like dogs, are very receptive. They will be able to tell there's something not right about your thoughts and may start to cry or scream. This will bring the parents attention directly to you and any other stranger standing within glaring distance.

What if your friend or relative has an ugly baby? What ever you do, don't tell them! Just give them whatever support you can muster up and hope the baby grows out of it. It's been known to happen. Some of the ugliest babies have grown into the most physically attractive adults. Once they get through that awkward teen stage, many humans blossom. Perhaps that's natures way of helping prevent teen pregnancy.

And lastly, what if you have an ugly baby? Well, hopefully you don't realize it. Even if you do, I'm sure you can find something you like about it. Most mothers and fathers see deeper then the flesh on their mini-MEs. Give it all the love and support you would give a "normal" child. Believe me they're going to need it!