Uncle Sam I Am

I say to you American man

I cannot, I will not

Lend a hand

I will not for now

For I think I do not know how

Uncle Sam I Am

And I will not help you the common man

But I will help A.I.G.,

Chrysler and GM

Uncle Sam I Am

And I say to you American man

I will not help with your house

I have nothing to help you with words for your spouse

I have no idea how to help with your need.

I have nothing to help with presents under your tree.

Uncle Sam I Am, I Am

I can send you to fight

In a foreign land

I will not cut pork,

And cannot put meat on your fork

I say Uncle Sam I Am

I will bicker, squabble,

And carry on with assorted flim-flam

That Uncle Sam I Am

He must help the common man

Try to, try to,

I ask he not spend on spam

For I am not A.I.G,

Chrysler or GM.

But an American taxpayer,

The common man, I am, I am, I am