Undead Teenage Lawyer Chefs: The Musical Operating Room

My Idea for a New TV Show

James Schlarmann
I've decided that the best way to make millions of dollars is to cash in on the latest television show fads. Instead of just making a vampire show, or just making a musical show, or just making a show about doctors or a reality show, that I would combine them all into one mega-show.

My show would follow a clan of teenage vampire lawyers as they compete in a cooking show set in a hospital's operating room. Every week they'd have to bake a cake with a certain theme, and each week the viewers would vote one of the vampire lawyer chefs off. The losing contestant would then have to sing a goodbye song while performing a minor surgical procedure on the previous weeks' loser.

Ratings Gold.

Published by James Schlarmann - Featured Contributor in Arts & Entertainment

Writer, musician, comedian and social commentator. James started performing stand-up and sketch comedy in 1998, and has since also branched out into writing movie reviews and social commentary on social and...  View profile

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  • James Schlarmann4/3/2011

    Consider it done! And I will give you creative consultant credit on the show.

  • Wilma Jammer4/3/2011

    The theme of the cake would have to be with some sort of body part. Then I'd watch it.

  • James Schlarmann3/31/2011

    Haha. Deal!

  • Donna Cavanagh3/31/2011

    Hey, I would watch it! In fact, can I help you write it? LOL

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