I've decided that the best way to make millions of dollars is to cash in on the latest television show fads. Instead of just making a vampire show, or just making a musical show, or just making a show about doctors or a reality show, that I would combine them all into one mega-show.
My show would follow a clan of teenage vampire lawyers as they compete in a cooking show set in a hospital's operating room. Every week they'd have to bake a cake with a certain theme, and each week the viewers would vote one of the vampire lawyer chefs off. The losing contestant would then have to sing a goodbye song while performing a minor surgical procedure on the previous weeks' loser.
Ratings Gold.
Published by James Schlarmann - Featured Contributor in Arts & Entertainment
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Post a CommentConsider it done! And I will give you creative consultant credit on the show.
The theme of the cake would have to be with some sort of body part. Then I'd watch it.
Haha. Deal!
Hey, I would watch it! In fact, can I help you write it? LOL