Unlimited Cupcakes / Binge and Purge / God is Fun

I almost feel guilty knowing that recently I ate about seventeen cupcakes and still didn't gain any weight. But it is not just this one time, I once had the pleasure of eating an entire large pizza and still remained an under weight pile of flesh. I guess its a good thing. Maybe God is just giving me a break from being the lil fat dude of my youth. Perhaps its genetics.

Then I turn on the television. Its at this point when I realize that I shouldn't obsess about it so much because there are so many people struggling with their weight while I continue to purge on the good stuff (by good stuff I mean muffins, but you already knew that because you are such a good guesser). In fact, because of that, you get to tickle on Tickle Me Tuesday! Its only about five weeks away! Aren't you just so damn lucky?

Which leads to this question... Is it more difficult to gain weight than to lose it?

That may seem like such a lame question and since I didn't do any research, this is all based on my opinion.

Why?

Because I don't feel like citing other sites for facts. This usually leads to lesser people insulting my style (Why Weak Minded People Suffer From Addiction - for example) but its all worth it in the end. So due to that, I can only focus on my own experience(s). (?)

Granted, I never sat myself down and decided that "I'm gonna try to gain weight for God's sake." I'm not even sure if gonna is a word.

Conclusion -

Gonna is a fake word used by people too lazy to say / write "going to."

POINT TWO -

Am I really a bulimic even though I don't purge, I just do the fun part, binge?

This one is too easy. I'm almost positive that to be considered a bulimiatical person - hold on - bulimiatical? Are you kidding? Is it "Spell Like A Crackhead Day" already?

Conclusion -

Spell Like A Crackhead Day is officially recognized in several countries, at least it gives them a reason to be themselves and not be criticized for their hopeless addiction. I'm not saying I'm better than them, ;]

POINT THREE -

Did God invent STD's just to tickle his own funny bone?

Well I recently spoke to God again recently and he told me that above all, he hates repetitiveness. He even invented that word like He's some God or something. "Above all, I really hate repetiteveness," He told me softly as He played in the "magic" sand. Then it was my turn to speak softly but I kindly refused and quickly changed the subject from my apparent repetitiveness to the topic of the hour, STDizzles.

Then He chanaged it to something else, I forget what happens next but in...

Conclusion -

God invents words, its a fact. Before words become official they need to be confirmed with the almighty. He told me so. He wouldn't lie to me.

Other Conclusion -

God is fun.