Unusual Pet Products

According to a study by the American Pet Products Manufacturers' Association (APPMA) two years ago, in 2007 there was $9.9 billion dollars spent on pet products and medicine and $10.5 billion dollars in 2008. However, some of the products that I have found takes wanting to get closer to your pet to the extreme.

Bowlingual Dog Translator- No, we're not talking about an episode of the Simpsons here. Made by those wacky Japanese, the translator interprets what your dog is yapping about and translates it into normal human emotions instantaneously. It comes with a a body language dictionary, a diary to remind you when to walk your dog, and quizzes to help you understand your dog better. Watch out, Cesar Milan, the Japanese may be putting you out of business!

Bowser Beer- Had a long day at the office? Ready to kick back and relax away the stress of the day? Want to share a cold beer with your dog? Well now you can thanks to Bowser Beer. It's made with real meat flavoring and barley, Bowser Beer is an interesting alternative to boring dog food. So grab a cold brew for you, and a cold Bowser Beer for Fido.

Feathered Phonics- Hooked on phonics works for kids, and apparently works for birds too. Through a series of CDs or DVDs, your bird will learn songs, sound effects, and even become bilingual. There are 96 words and phrases in the first CD/DVD.

Fetchstix- Tired of your dog picking up any old thing, use Fetchstix! Your spoiled pet will enjoy Vermont hardwood saplings instead of boring old wood.

Elevated dish holder- After playing with Vermont wood, don't let your pet lower their head into a food bowl. Use an elevated dish holder so that they don't have to eat on the ground like the lower class dogs.

Dog Purse- Want to be like the Hollywood elite but don't want to dirty your purse? Then use this harness to carry them like a purse.

Purr Detector- Not able to tell if your cat is happy? Put on the Purr Dectector will flash to show the intensity of your feline's happiness.

Inflatable dog sex toy(my favorite one)- If your dog needs that release that he can't get from a female dog, then this little tool will do the trick. Just set the lights down low, and put on a little Barry White.