"UroClub" a Golf Club to Pee in as Seen on Shark Tank - a Hollow Club to Use on the Links to Relieve Yourself, "UroClub"
"UroClub" was Pitched on Shark Tank and They Went for It. "UroClub" the Golf Club for Relieving Yourself
Golfers have long been aware of the lack of bathroom facilities on the links, making some games uncomfortable to play. The urge to go can really screw up your ability play a good game of golf. You will no longer have this problem with this new invention now available. The "UroClub" comes to the rescue of bladders across the greens of America.
This new invention looks like a golf club in design so it will not stand out in your golf bag. It is hollow with a opening that is topped when you need to close it and once you have used it, you will really need to close it - tight!
The "UroClub"is a golf club is to urinate in. Plain and simple, it is a way to relieve yourself inconspicuously while playing golf. No more running behind trees or holding up the game running back to the clubhouse, just take the top off of the "UroClub" and "fill her up".
Right about now you are thinking - inconspicuous, how can unzipping your fly and peeing into a hollowed out golf club be inconspicuous? People not knowing what you are doing would find it bordering on perverted.
The makers of this club have thought of everything. As shown in the picture above, you put a tiny towel (your golfing towel) in front of you while you do this. It looks as if you are just lining up a shot with the way you hold it while you relieve yourself.
Will this will soon be a new stance seen across golf courses everywhere? When you are done, will you bring it home and clean it to be used again? Or is this a task that will fall to the wife? Oh, I don't think so, not in today's day and age! I won't even rinse out his coffee thermos, why would I touch this???? I am not a man, but my thought is... isn't just easier to go behind a tree?
Think about what this will look, feel like, and smell like, as you are lugging this full container called, "UroClub", around and it is sloshing and it gets heavier with every deposit made. Golfing 18 holes can take the better part of the afternoon and this thing is going to sit in the hot sun full of urine all this time? The word that comes to mind is...Ripe!
Not to mention when you put your clubs in the car for the three to four hours you spend at the 19th hole talking about ,,birdie,,birdie,,par,,,birdie,,par,,with your friends. By now your "UroClub" is turned into a still, fermenting its contents. As soon as you open your car door every fly in town will be swarming around you.
I know the "UroClub" is made for men, unless there is a woman with really good aim out there. From the television it looks as if the hole isn't any bigger than a half a dollar. Men can not hit the opening on the toilet bowl and that is the size of a basket ball, what makes you think they are going to do this neatly? This could be the one utensil that will single handedly stop the "good game" hand shake after your day at golf.
Oh.. I almost forgot, the investors on "Shark Tank" went for the UroClub and invested in it. Who would of thought that this portable urinal had a chance? This is not the last we have heard from the UroClub, it will be in finer stores near you soon!
What is going to be next, UroCane? They can market this for the elderly who need to use the bathroom often. It will put more time on their life not having to go to the men's room every hour????????? This can open up a new line of "personal portable potties. Urobike and UroCarSeat just to throw out a speculative few. "Pee where you are" can be the motto!
Published by Roz Zurko
Roz is a published freelance writer originally from Milford CT, a bedroom community for New York City. She writes full time from home in MA. She attended New Haven University and Graduated with a degree in... View profile
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8 Comments
Post a Commentif the ladies use it in conjunction with "Go Girl" they should be just fine
Roz, Excellent article! :)
ROFLOL!!! Aaaaaaacccccckkkk..I just said to my hubby, "ok, let's say you're on the 11th hole and you have to pee, what do you do?" The answer, "GO to the trees!"
Roz, I would have to say that, as a man, yes it would be easier to go behind a tree.
Eeeewwwwwww!! Well women golfers won't have much luck with these... :o)
Roz: I also saw this. I want three for family golfers.
saw that episode tonight, great stuff
I can't see many sells, trees are easier, and it kills weeds also. good info for some I'm sure