Valentine Six Pack

I love you, but hey

You already knew that

The checks in the mail

She's got something special:

"Roses are red, violets are blue"

if that poem wasn't public domain

someone would probably sue

so in light of my freedom, I say unto you

You're my only Valentine

'cause that thing that you do

That thing that you do could probably bring

peace to the world, 'cause your talent is mean

mean as in bad, and bad as in good

I'd share with my friends if you'd let me, I would

proudly walk 'round with peeps that'd agree

That my one and only makes the best pie in town

Nameless Haiku 2:

My apologies

I Forgot once again...heh...

Couch is still lumpy

G.O.I.:

You are the one

You are everything to exist this day

You are whatever you want to be.

Yet for some reason, you won't allow me

to hang out with the boys

Chill with other people

be who I was when we first hooked up

I hope you see the hypocrisy

you are the goddess of irony

If I Could:

Give you the moon?

I tried but failed

Those flashlights were within my range

Give you some jewels?

Lets compromise

Ring Pops, Jolly Ranchers I do exchange

Buy you a car?

When one is made

That rivals you beauty in every part

Buy you a mansion?

I'll get you some blocks

Promise you wont LEGO of my heart

My Dreams:

holding you in my arms

feeling your touch, smelling your hair

No need for alarm

whilst in darkness, I'm there

Your eyes, your lips

Their all so hot

That waist, your hips

Those muffin tops

Seems as if dreams came true

the moment you walked in

But that decreased my love for you

the moment you broke wind

I understand the nacho cheese

cases things to happen...

but spinach dip and pork & beans

really gets the hiney flappin'

If love's a game, then this is foul

which makes these lyrics moot

I pucker up to kiss you now

whilst in a hazmat suit