Valentine's Day Card Message Ideas

Valentine's Day, a day of special messages. What could be better than having a day to yourselves and enjoying the sanctity of love and peace. Every February is a special month and with special months come special messages. This Valentine's Day we have 5 special ideas for themes and phrases that may pique the mind! Please remember not to abbreviate when writing in special messages dedicated to that special someone for Valentine's Day.

1. "Nothing says love, like oranges!" This little ditty is symbolistic of the special fruit that helps fight off heart disease. Included should be a list of other vitamins that contribute to the development of antioxidants that promote free radicals that clean up the heart. Also included should be a scratch and sniff nanoprobe.

2. "Don't fall in love, be buff!" A bit of irony there, if you don't mind free weights. The burden of love often causes buffness to occur. Carrying love often leads to independence. This includes masquerading as colonists and pardoning that big fat turkey. Who knows, what they were thinking on their way to independence? Achy breaky ankles cause an achy breaky heart, isn't it like that?

3. "A psychic's not a lover, until you take that belt above her!" When Madame Big Jankie Pankie fails to give you a good fortune, it's time to whup her ass! This is for all those out there that donated and never received anything in return. Yes, a belt to the head of a corrupted fortune-teller is not a break in human rights. Especially if they had caused your Valentine's Day to be ruined! Saint Valentine himself might have needed a belt if he were heckled by fortune-tellers every anniversary of his holiday.

4. "Brighter than love, it's the moon!" This message, combined with a monochromatic musical illustration, is the perfect combination to woo that special someone into a state of confusion. With the discovery of new solar systems in space, it is now affirmed that, most likely, the moon will not be shot out of the sky with a weapon of mass destruction.

5. "Valentine's Day, an eternal beautiful moment!" This moment is the culmination of many historically romantic saints. Don't spoil it with cheap shots. Make your best efforts your most valuable efforts. Attempt to avoid salt licks on Valentine's Day. Don't make it complicated, unless you're an expert at the nuances of Valentine's Day!