Valentine's Day is for Losers!

Ten things you can do besides wallowing in sorrow.

Who needs it? I sure don't and everyone that celebrates it is a LOSER!

Is this how you feel this year? Mr/Mrs. BAHHH Humbug? I know it's hard being single sometimes. But it's even harder after a bad break up. Don't be so bitter just remember tall the things that you have that the other people in relationships do not-FREEDOM! Freedom to sleep with some stranger after a long night of regretless binge drinking, freedom to make out with any and everyone that you want, and freedom to Just think, you will no longer think about what if to that man/woman that just gave you the "I wanna have wild animal sex with you" look- you can actually try it and see.

Just how great was Vantines day when you were with someone anyways? In my opinion it was overrated. First of all there is nothing that the stores offer for Valentines day that men want anyways. What man do you know that want s a red devil stuffed with extremely scratchy artificial filling that by any means would probably give you some sort of cancer if exposed to the skin. I mean, geez-look at all the cheesy crap you can buy at WalMart. I know for sure that any man that is happy to receive a pair of lips ridden silky boxers is not a man that I really want to be with anyways. Yea, sure there are lots of gifts of the Jewelry variety that are not too bad to get or give but either you will be disappointed that it is not the wedding ring that you were hoping for nor the reaction that you wanted from your loved one when you hand them a gift costing you most your monthly salary.

Let us single people celebrate the nights of no fighting and being able to eat whatever you want without the disappointed looks of your loved one. Forget you, I WILL eat this whole pizza if I want to! Wow, we have a whole slew of men and women we can choose from and each person brings a new adventure and perspective on life. You can learn a lot from each person you meet therefore you are probably getting smarter each time you date another person.

Well if you are really desperate you could just sit home all night and email random strangers because after all- what do you have to lose and you never know- you might meet your future husband or wife.

More suggestion to pass the time while wallowing in sorrow-

1) Masturbate-cause god know you can't do it when "they're" around.

2) Clean-cause after all it does keep your mind off things and you can take your aggression out on that pesky stain that won't come out of the tub.

3) Sing-it always makes me feel better.

4) Call your other single friends and make fun of all the losers that are chained to another human being.

5) Call your mother-cause she always has words of wisdom.

6) Start a fire-no don't burn down your most hated ex-lovers house, but rather burn some of his belonging or pictures if you still have them.

7) See a pyshic- they usually see a man/woman in your future.

8) Watch as may chick flicks ad you can bear.

9) Wax, pluck and bleach-do all the things you can't do around your loved one.

10) Exercise-make yourself look as hot as possible so when your future love DOES come around then you will be ready.

Hey, don't sit around and cry this Valentine's day go hang out with others like you and trust me we have ALL been there at one time or another and afterall it's not the worst thing in the world to be single on valentines day.....look for my next article..."I wish I was single and cancer-free".