Vatooing- the Newest Fashion for Your Va-Jay-Jay

Bye, Bye Vajazzling! Hello Vatooing!

Linda StCyr
Women have been adorning, stripping, primping and preening their nether regions for centuries. Women have shaved, waxed, shaped and adorned their vagina for their lovers or themselves. Now we have vajazzling and vatooing to add to the list. Long ago, it would have been taboo to speak about what we do to our womanly places down below but not in today's world.

Jennifer Love Hewitt set off a media buzz a few months ago when she announced her own fashion trend of vajazzling. Vajazzling includes waxing of the pubic area before carefully placed Swarovski crystals are glued onto the area in a desired pattern, shape or style.

However, Vajazzling isn't the newest or hottest vagina fashion trend around. Vatooing is the new "in" thing for decorating your va-jay-jay. But it isn't a tattoo at all. It's what used to be called a temporary tattoo. Albeit, you don't just stick a sticky sheet of paper with a design on it, wet it and peel back the paper to get your design where you want it. Vatooing includes getting a Brazilian wax to remove any hair or hair stubble and then having someone airbrush a design onto your pubic area. Vatooing is so popular that it goes by a few other names including "twatooing", "vattooing", and "vagina tats".

Photos of three women who underwent vatooing can be found at The Luxury Spot. Completely Bare Spa in NYC offers Inked by Completely Bare for $115 which includes the bikini wax. One woman received a glow in the dark 69, another a spider with a web and one got a "whimsical heart pattern".

Vatoo's are stenciled on then painted in with an airbrush. A variety of colors are available, even glow in the dark paint colors cause you never know when you are going to need your crotch to light the way. It should be noted also that vatoo's last up to a week as long as no heavy friction of the area occurs.

No celebs have come forward like Jennifer Love Hewitt to announce whether they have vatoo's. It wouldn't be shocking if we learned that tattoo lovers like Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, or Kat Von D had real tattoos down below instead of the fake vatoo.

Published by Linda StCyr

Linda St.Cyr has been a featured contributor for Associated Content from Yahoo!, she is the author of several short stories including the story "Leaving" published in the anthology collection, Elements of Ti...  View profile

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  • Lady Samantha9/1/2010

    they have pubic toupees too for women. it's really iew...lol. Though I think maybe I'll tattoo "Do not mow"on my vajayjay :-p

  • Carla Fuentes8/29/2010

    Not for me but interesting.

  • Charlotte Kuchinsky8/25/2010

    No way!

  • Tummy AuGratin8/24/2010

    It makes you wonder whether the 19th Amendment ought to be repealed!

  • Tamara L. Waters8/24/2010

    Well I can't say that I'm convinced I need to get one! lol Of course I'm the only one who would see it anyway!

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