VH1 Pulls Out More Hasbeens for I Love Money 2

VH1's most craziest show is back as I Love Money brings 19 VH1 "celebrities" back to compete for $250,000. After the craziness that went down on the last I Love Money I'm looking forward to the new season. Most of the cast is new to me as they aren't the most noticeable from the I Love shows. Hopefully they won't disappoint but with Buckwild, Saaphyri and the Entertainer there I'm sure things will be good. For awhile at least. As the cast pulled up on power boats their introductions were shown. Most seemed the same as they were before, crazy, drunk and/or high. Oh the class of VH1. After jumping off the boats most had soaking wet luggage while Myamme tried to save her hair from getting wet. She survived this time around and the money lovers moved into the mansion, the same one from last time. Only Entertainer and Heat were moving back into the house and their past could just come back to haunt them. Destiney isn't there this time around which could be a good thing.

Craig, the host, tried to start some drama by pulling out the past Entertainer/Heat drama but it sizzled out. Neither really hated each other, just had a bad experience in the past. With that everyone ran into the house and luckily no bed drama occurred. Saaphyri didn't slap anyone with a flower so its all good there. Both Entertainer and Heat grabbed the same bedrooms they had the last time around and decided to align. Entertainer wanted to kick out Buddha first round and if he plays it smart he just could. He pulled in 20 Pack and Tailor Made but it's all up to the captains. While the guys began playing the game the girls were already naked and into the pool. Leilene and Frenchy were first naked and seemed to bond while past pals Saaphyri and Buckwild decided to play it smart and get on seperate teams. Leilene walked in as they were talking and both joked that she was never really in Charm School now that she already stripped. Guess they're right but makes for hot TV at least!

Before breaking into teams the cast had to first sign their checks, well cardboard checks. Craig asked each why they deserved the money. Buckwild was up first and wanted the money to pay back her mom, who paid for her lawyer bills. (Just a side note I love Buckwild but wow is she crazy). Onyx wanted it to save some money after losing his job, not sure who he is but yeah. Others wanted it just to have it, some for the competitions while others wanted love more so then the money. Prancer had something else in mind though: boobs! Luckily Megan isn't there because I'm sure she'd have a remark for that one. With all the checks signed it was time for the first challenge: the captain challenge. Some drama happened pre-challenge as Tamara already wanted to go home. She doesn't seem all there and needy for attention, luckily she got some and ended up staying.

With their swimsuits on the crew was ready to jump into the mud in search of gold coins. The two people with the most coins after a minute became the first captains and got to choose the teams. First up was Leilene who got zero coins, followed by Myamme with ten coins, Heat with eighteen coins, Milf with eighteen as well and Entertainer coming out with nineteen coins. Buckwild tied it up again with eighteen coins but 20 Pack gained twenty six coins, pushing Entertainer to second. Next was Prancer who got twenty, knocking out Entertainer, while It received only ten coins. Saaphyri had some fun in the mud gaining fifteen coins, Tailor Made got fourteen, Bonez got ten, Cali got sixteen, Onyx eleven and Ice came out with fourteen. That left Frenchy to get three pesos while naked, Tamara to gain seven and T-Weed to get twenty two while making a mess out of it. Last up was Buddha who had to get twenty three coins to stay in the game, which he needed considering people wanted him out already. Lucky for Entertainer Buddha missed it by one coin, making 20 Pack and T-Weed the first captains of the game.

Since later that night teams would be chosen and one was going home people began to strategize. Leilene was worried about getting zero coins and went to both 20 Pack and T-Weed to pick her. Neither really said they'd take her but found respect in her taking the time to talk. Entertainer was the one controlling things though as he had both T-Weed and 20 Pack NOT picking Buddha. Tamara played the card that Leilene did as well by kissing ass. She backtracked by saying she wanted to stay to T-Weed and she seemed safe, now the question was would Buddha really go home? 20 Pack seemed to be on the no Buddha plan but T-Weed wasn't fully sure. Entertainer went in to break up the T-Weed/Buddha conversation but they continued to talk. It was then time to find out if T-Weed would stick with the plan as it was team picking time! 20 pack, who was the Gold Team captain, got to choose first and took the Entertainer... obviously. T-Weed was the captain of the Green Team and his choice was Onyx. They then went back and forth picking the teams with 20 Pack letting the Entertainer choose the team. Gold received Heat next with Green getting Bonez. Next up for Gold was Prancer while T-Week took Myammee for Green. Back to Gold Angelique was next, whaaaat with Buckwild going over to Green. 20 Pack was up next and took Saaphyri, letting the girls be on different teams, and Milf went over to the Green team. With only a few left Cali went over the Gold Team while T-Weed chose Buddha. With that T-Weed went against the Entertainer and things are going to get even more crazy. With only a few left Tailor Made joined the Gold Team and Ice joined Green. That left three people: It, Leilene and Tamara. With the Gold Team taking It that means either Leilene and Tamara were going home. Tamara blew it by saying she didn't care but T-Week had her and Leilene arm wrestle to stay in the game. The winner would be the one he chose with Leilene winning and bubble head Tamara going home. Of course she was probably drunk and spazzed out. She called the producers and the show stupid for exploiting everyone. She's probably right but hey it's good so far! Let's just hope the rest of the season is this insane.